milking yourself

To jerk off / masterbate

Man Milking yourself to some porn feels so good.

by Hickey boy March 11, 2018

Milky Oreo Orgy

Milky Oreo Orgy

Milky Oreo Orgy

by Jim From Sprite April 3, 2019

The Shady Milkman

"The Shady MilkMan": Is the man that is taking care of your Wife (or Girlfriend) while you are overseas. While he is taking care of her she is taking care of him with all of the money that you have earned from the ( Enter any Military Service here, except the Coast Guard). The shady Milk Man has often been referred to as a "Smooth Operator", " Jody", "Slick Willy", "Bad Motor Scooter", "Sancho", and "Tyrone".

Preach: So did you hear about my wife Brittani?

Money: Yeah I hear she got knocked up by "The Shady Milkman" while you were gone!

by The Preacher 478 February 3, 2010

gas station milkshake

The delicious and rich drink comprised of residual breast milk from the baby changing station in a gas station bathroom and a half-pint of ice cream. Scrumptious!

I only had $3 so I got a gas station milkshake. That shit slaps.

by BunNSleepBag July 12, 2020

milky slap

When one slaps his ejaculated penis in another's face smearing cum everywhere.

Dude, I totally gave your sister a sloppy milky slap last night.

by Ryan Huie February 13, 2005

Milky Tears

A man pulls his slimy bratwurst out of a woman's facial cock holster. Then proceeds to blow a huge load of love juice in and around the woman's eyes. The face your female companion makes with semen running out of her eyes makes it look like she is crying. Thus giving her milky tears.

Brutus gave Jan some Milky Tears in an outhouse at a Nascar Race!

by RonMexico8585 September 26, 2009

milkins

An expression used to highlight something which is good.

"This sticky ganja is milkins."

by Ross Douglas July 19, 2006