ego-fart

A stupid defition added by a noob

"I'm gay, well whats a stupid definition.. AHH ego fart!"

by Pooneriser April 14, 2005

fart muzzle

Holding toilette paper over the anus in order to muzzle the sounds being produced.

When over a guests house that you do not want to let know your taking a smash. Or in a public restroom and you don't want to scare your neighbor you grab some TP and roll up a fart muzzle and stick it to your hole.

by bejamin billions April 12, 2010

mental fart

Just like a brain fart....mental fart is a total mental breakdown

I was having the best conversation with my friend, Rich, that I had a mental fart when i forgot to tell him what a stud he is!!

by DOOLgayguy May 29, 2009

Finally fart

The fart you release when you are finally alone after a date or special occasion.

as soon as Jule left, i let out the most pleasant finally farts EVER!

by bowta360 July 22, 2010

non-farted

That feeling (for guys, anyway) when you stand there trying to piss, and it feels like you have to fart, so you let fly and nothing happens.

I stood there for like thirty seconds before I non-farted. I was so disappointed

by The Dude of Bong-itude January 18, 2006

farting jew

a term originating from the farting jew video on youtube, used to describe br00t4l kids from arizona that are hilarious to prank call and have nothing else better to do than sit there and talk to you.

"your ringback tone makes you sound like a douchebag and a farting jew, you faggot!

by eli_whitney December 22, 2008

Farts Glitter

An expression used to illustrate the point that a (usually) male is flamboyantly homosexual.

Bob: "I'm pretty sure Jeremy's flirting with my ol' lady.. I'm gonna go do something retarded that will land me in jail for a while."

Frank: "HAHAHAHAHA, you retard! He's not hitting on your sister!"

Bob: "Yeah he sure be is! Look at em! All havin' a good time, hoppin' around gigglin..' "

Frank: "Bob.. I don't know how to tell you this in a way you'll understand.. Considering you met Jeremy's 'room mate' that he's lived with the last ten years. You saw how immaculate the apartment he insists is called a 'flat' was. He wears Gucci and pays more for one hair cut than you paid for those hair plugs.. Jeremy's gay."

Bob: "Whuuuuu? I aint's not no never no how usta'could.. You mean he is just a happy individual?"

Frank: "He farts glitter. Bob. Out of his ass. And it's like a fabulous rainbow of skittles."

Bob: "Oh, one of them thar types! So that's why he always smells so good and all the girls say he dresses more better than me!"

by finalphoenix April 10, 2014