dick riding

a person who seeks attention and is 24/7 talking or supporting someone that doesn’t know them.

mfs be dick riding for clout and its sad

by da shoe bandit August 14, 2021

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Dick Swinger

Somebody with a very low IQ, who likes to assert their dominance in a situation where they are either ill-informed or uneducated. They are often self contradictory or hypocritical in their views, but will stop at nothing to swing their dick like a helicopter to show how strong they are to overcompensate for their general lack of knowledge.

Look at these dick swingers protesting the government while wearing MAGA hats.

That guy Brian is a real dick swinger. He screamed at me because his sandwich came without “Letus”.

by Mars1834 May 5, 2020

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Grinch-dick

A dick that, like the Grinch's heart, is two sizes too small, specifically in girth. It can also be used to describe an extremely unusual dick.

"He's pretty hot, but he has a total grinch-dick."
"Ooh, that sucks."

by bowtheif November 21, 2016

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dick line

The line on a guys pants that occurs when his boner is visible. Also see: panty line.

did you see the dick line on that guy? He should wear baggier jeans.

by Bobert & Stephalie August 15, 2011

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feather dick

a small version of the male reproductive organ, usually comparable to that of an infant.

please see tickle dick or baby dick for further explanation.

OMG I couldn’t even feel him put it in, he has such a feather dick.

Oliver does'nt use the public shower at the gym, he's afraid everyone will laugh at his little feather dick.

by Brent1981 June 1, 2006

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