Spanish chocolate

Dark hash known to be smoked in Spain in Spliffs

Jitt: what u puttin in that blunt unk
Unk: man this some Spanish chocolate nephew u dont kno bout nuna dis shit lil n*gga.

by JittMoments April 14, 2023

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Chocolate Fondue

When you get your dick sharted on, so when you pull out, the whole shaft is covered in "chocolate."

Bro, when I pulled out last night, I was covered in chocolate fondue.

by theav8tor June 5, 2023

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chocolate milkshake

When you do both a pee and a poo in your pants, it’ll mix together and you will end up making a chocolate milkshake!

guy 1: ‘damn dude i have such a chocolate milkshake in my pants right now.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’

by skullyfaerie March 12, 2021

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Chocolate puke

The scent of an Advil Liqui-Gels bottle freshly opened.

This Advil bottle smells like chocolate puke.

by Captntristan March 6, 2021

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Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

by Turdgod December 27, 2016

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