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Hate Beans 

1. Used as a noun, referring to beans of hatred.
2. Used as a noun, reversing the effect of the phrase "cool beans"
3. Used as a noun, referring to an object covered in hate.
1. I eat hate beans for breakfast.
2. Jeff676: Dude I got a headshot, cool beans!
AlexKilla22: Hate Beans >:(
3. This server is just smuthered in hate beans.
Hate Beans by Dark6 September 11, 2005
Related Words
beans Beaner beanie bean dip beano Beanbag bean head beaned beanis beaning

jackin the beanstalk 

pretty self explanatory. An act of jerkin it, or tuggin the bugger. Otherwise known as masturbation.
Jon: "Yo, did you do your english assignment last night?"

Me: Nah man, I was preocupied jackin the beanstalk.

Jon: You been jackin the beanstalk AGAIN?!

Me: 3 times a day bro.
jackin the beanstalk by J Benj November 5, 2007

Beansnapper

A person or thing, usually a female, that does harm to your erection like physical contact, or something sexually awkward which makes you go flaccid.
"So we were at the strip-club yesterday, and this ugly chick got on stage. What a beansnapper."

"That fucking beansnapper kicked me in the balls."
Beansnapper by i821u812 February 27, 2009
When a clitoris, preferably as large as a banana is used in place of a penis or phallic object to pleasure a persons orifice - “to bean” or “beaning” is the act.
“Damn, Hayley gave me a sturdy beaning last night
Beaning by Satisfyer-Bro2 February 17, 2021

roasting the beans 

Emasculation of a man, by a woman.
Dude bro, that bitch is really roasting the beans!

organic jelly beans 

rabbit waste found during Easter that children may pick up and eat, mistaken for jelly beans during an Easter Egg Hunt.
I peed my pants when I saw the kids running around gobbling up the organic jelly beans near the church lawn.