Smol bean

A person (typically on the internet) who will aggressively attack others, only to feign being small and helpless when critiqued even slightly for their behavior.

He was aggressively rude towards me, but as soon as I called him out for his behavior he turned into a smol bean.

by Smolbeanuwu74 April 6, 2024

single bean

when everyone you know is in a relationship and your the only one without a person.

Everyone: Omd we've been dating for ages

That 1 person (me) : yea yea ok
Everyone: You're such a single bean , find someone

by ThAt_AnNoyMuS_USeR August 28, 2020

Milky Bean

To expell ones semen on to a clitoris. Then rub said clitoris, using the metaphorical milk as lubricant.

"My partner was as dry as the Sahara last night, and we'd ran out of lube. So I gave her a Milky Bean, and she jilled herself off to ecstasy".

by Bean_Boy December 20, 2021

the dirty bean stalk

the act of putting any type of plant seed into your asshole and letting it grow, until ones partner harvests the crop

that bitch gave me the dirty bean stalk, i still got roots in my butthole.

by the big rig nig May 4, 2025

The Beans

Reference to when you have 126 points left in a game of darts.

That's a difficult out shot - he's left himself The Beans

Which way do you go on The Beans?

T4 T13 T13 is the best way to set up The Beans

by day merchant November 11, 2022

Mr Bean

He is the guy who asked. His superiority is so high to the point that some people are considering him the king of comedies. he is the definition of sigma and is willing to reject girls to have a relationship with Teddy. Mr Bean will annihilate you and poof you out of existence; don't try him.

I saw Mr bean today

by IslamicTord December 11, 2022

Cocoa bean

What a fat ass black woman will sometimes refer to as her clit

“Last night Jalen was rubbing my cocoa bean so good my squirt hit the ceiling!”

by Quandavious69 August 24, 2025