deat meat weekend

weekend before/during finals or some other hellish and crucial time period.

During Deat Meat Weekend, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.

by missmuffinface September 24, 2009

off the meat rack

something fresh or raw

that song was off the meat rack

by blanka138 November 25, 2016

montreal smoked meat

Divine and holy spiritual objects that Montrealers like to eat with their poutine (as does the rest of Canada)

"Man Montreal Smoked Meat goes down so nice with a can of beer eh"

by gimme the money December 8, 2015

beat your meat

beating your meat is when you are masturbating. this is used INSTEAD of masturbating in memes TikToks and more becuase they want it to be "Family Friendly"

Isaac: Hey... r u beating your meat to furry porn?
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: how did you get in to my house?
Isaac: Slowly leaves
Zack: Did you just say "Slowly Leaves"?
Isaac: -while leaving- Don't beat your meat to furry porn

by SoppaSick September 25, 2019

Moroccan Meat Rocket

The act of telling someone that they are wrong while swinging your big dick in their face.

My essay was terrible so my teacher gave me a Moroccan meat rocket

by Weyman Garfield March 4, 2020

White Chicken Meat

The literal translation to the Cantonese "Bat Jam Gai" describing women who shave their pubic hair.

I hear she's all white chicken meat below that dress.

I bet the Queen of England is Bat Jam Gai, you know, White Chicken Meat.

by SukyfykuS March 14, 2020

meat to scene ratio

An unit of measure identified and studied by the philosopher Birdman, used primarily in his extensive scientific studies in the field of cockology.

It measures how much meat (penis) is present in a given scene, facilitating the analysis of the subjects in said scene.
Being a quantitative measurement however, it treats all meat (bbc or otherwise) the same.

According to lost journals by the philosopher, the ratio is calculated individually for each female subject and care must be had in cases where double(or triple) meat specials are at play.

you used to have such a low meat to scene ratio when i met you, look at you now!

by voidinfinity June 9, 2020