pissed

A slang term that combines the meanings of "having someone peeing on you" and "being disappointed" — both lumped into one same slang term. It captures the absurdity of feeling both literally and metaphorically let down in a messy situation.

After waiting for hours at the concert, I was totally pissed—my friends abandoned me, and I got splashed by a water balloon!

by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025

Pissed on Payne

That feeling you get when you just really want to lather yourself in someone else's urine.

Wow you just got Pissed on Payne

by Paul Palmer April 19, 2018

Piss

yellow liquid that is yellow and comes out of pp hole and pusspuss hole

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by big_fucking_strokey_nonce February 24, 2021

piss-terical

Something so hysterically funny one wets one's pants.

That joke is piss-terical!

You are piss-terical!

by Wolfie Griffith October 29, 2009

Perfect Piss

1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.

2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.

3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.

4) A piss that's, well, perfect.

Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!

^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^

by king of the porcelain throne May 16, 2014

the piss

The piss, brittish slang /swearword.
It's important to sak THE piss and not A piss

Did you just eat that?! Are you taking The piss

by Dank memes melts steelbeams November 14, 2017

piss poo

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by but sack October 18, 2022