Piss

A vulgar word to describe pee or urine in ur body

A vulgar word to describe messing about

Piss

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Gamer Piss

When you’re playing a video game and really need to pee so you run to the bathroom and squeeze out the pee as fast as possible between matches.

Dude, I really gotta pee but we’re about to start the match.
Just take a gamer piss

by ItsNotGayIfYouSayNoHomo August 29, 2021

piss dish

Alright you know how some people shit themselves and its called ass hash, well while reading that i came up with piss dish its when you piss yourself while being strapped on to a kitchen table and eating a plate of whatever the fuck you decided to eat.

"One day my friend called me and he said he got ass hashed i was like dude i just pissed dish my girl not to long ago." piss dish-straped onto a kitchen table eating whatever u decide to eat

by The maker of piss dish November 14, 2016

Irish piss

When you’re so drunk you pee in your partners bed, and you wake up and leave without saying anything.

“I was so drunk last night I pulled an Irish piss and now I’m never going to talk to her again.”

by TheChair June 12, 2024

Like a pissed-on pasty

A descriptive phrase, usually used for body odour

Keee-ripes man! Who is that reeking like a pissed-on pasty in here?!

by Yimothy August 5, 2023

piss mittens

Genitals. Whatever your genitals may be.

Hey baby, nice ruts. Let's smoosh piss mittens

by Lads4 February 22, 2020

My cup of piss

The opposite of the phrase "Not my cup of tea" aka: Something you enjoy despite it being objectively pretty awful.

"I don't know why you even like that show, it's awful!!!"
"I know it's bad, but it's my cup of piss."

by Crackhead Professor January 23, 2022