deat meat weekend

weekend before/during finals or some other hellish and crucial time period.

During Deat Meat Weekend, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.

by missmuffinface September 24, 2009

off the meat rack

something fresh or raw

that song was off the meat rack

by blanka138 November 25, 2016

montreal smoked meat

Divine and holy spiritual objects that Montrealers like to eat with their poutine (as does the rest of Canada)

"Man Montreal Smoked Meat goes down so nice with a can of beer eh"

by gimme the money December 8, 2015

meet my meat

When your meat suddenly talks to you, and wants to meet your parents.

Hey Brian Montesino, can you meet my meat tomorrow night?

by Exemplars November 5, 2018

Meat in my mouth

eating some real fancy juicy steak.

Mom- "eat your veggies"

Me- "I have meat in my mouth"
Mom- "oh."

by meatinmouthzzzz January 19, 2019

beat your meat

beating your meat is when you are masturbating. this is used INSTEAD of masturbating in memes TikToks and more becuase they want it to be "Family Friendly"

Isaac: Hey... r u beating your meat to furry porn?
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: how did you get in to my house?
Isaac: Slowly leaves
Zack: Did you just say "Slowly Leaves"?
Isaac: -while leaving- Don't beat your meat to furry porn

by SoppaSick September 25, 2019

360 meat seat

When a girl is sitting on your meat and spins around 360 degrees also know as the helicopter

My girl sat on my 360 meat seat and she spun

by Eat dat pussy 445 February 15, 2017