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Florida Man

Florida Man; Noun: The Dumbest Person responsible for the Dumbest acts imaginable.
45 was a real Florida Man.
by Ulfric Fell February 9, 2021
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Early Man

A super hero whose special power is to compulsively arrive at the scene of a crime hours befor it happens and then has to pooch around for fukin ages before foiling the criminals.
Stop there criminals.
Yo itz Early Man, how long you been waiting there you cock sucking butt fukker.
by BJOB O'Brien January 5, 2008
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The Old Man

A dance originated in the south, which is primarily performed spontaneously upon delight, in which the dancer bends over, as if his back has given out. The moves are simple, but the timing takes practice. The dancer must slightly bend and tilt his head to one side, and keep time only 1/8 of the actual beat. The primary movement is simply the snapping of fingers on either one or both hands simultaneously, and upon each snap, the dancer shifts the position of his/her back ever so slightly in preparation for the next "shift" and "snap".
When Jared got a call from his buddy Johnny, he broke into cutting THE OLD MAN, and I knew he must've gotten good news on the other end of the line.
by Whiskey Drinker Me December 2, 2009
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Peace man

A common saying of the 1960's hippie and the neohippie movement especially when confornted with hostility. They are both nonviolent movements. Know it make police and conservities angry.
Man: Fuck you!
Hippie:Peace man.
by Deep blue 2012 March 20, 2010
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Man-Whore

An organization known in the northern central region of the United States in places like Illinois and Wisconsin. Much of the group is unknown, but it's members are usually hand picked. The group itself is fairly small, but range in a wide variety, spanning into different states, and into a few other countries. Membership is usually granted by a solving of a riddle, or just plain given, depending on the relationship. The title of Man-Whore is not a negative thing.
I solved the riddle, and now I'm an official Man-Whore.
by Empress August 30, 2005
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Mr. Man

The epitome of what every man wants to be or wishes they were! Pure walking sex!
Santos is such a Mr. Man!!
by Heath'a dear August 17, 2015
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window man

When you are having sex with someone in any position that has you behind your partner, ( doggystyle, anal, etc... ) Before you engage in intercourse, Face your partner to a window then start having sex in one of the previously mentioned positions. Then, tell her you need to use the bathroom really quick and not to move from her position so she will be ready when you get back, but instead have your friend come in and start having sex with her in previously said position. Then walk yourself outside in front of the window and start waving.
''Hey dude you wanna pull the window man on this chick i just met tonight at the club?''

''Hell yeah bro''
by emilbus January 5, 2009
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