Zippy Bean Water

Zippy Bean Water is the fuel of the powerful. Otherwise known as caffeinated coffee, Zippy Bean Water is consumed by only the strong. Zippy Bean Water is not for the faint of heart- drink at your own risk! Addiction is inevitable, but in the words of an addict, “too late for me, it’s worth it though”

Joe: Grayson! What are you on?? How do you possess so much power?

Grayson: ZIPPY BEAN WATER

Joe: Ah this decaf really hits the spot

Grayson: Decaf is for the weak! The weak shall perish.Only the strong live. Zippy Bean Water is holy. The strong drink Zippy Bean Water and get power. Zippy Bean Water is bomb

by Mother Greg March 4, 2022

smol bean

someone who dresses uniquely, as their personality, and listens to music you can’t relate to anyone alive

why do smol beans finish words with -ness?

uve got yourself a smol bean sense of cringe

by pancherfaust March 16, 2018

Chernobyl bean

When someone does a very bad smelling fart -radioactive beans specifically- this fart could knock out a whole crowd

Guy 1:Ewwww it stinks
Guy 2:sorry I farted

Guy 1:Chernobyl bean ass

by Squiggleclick. March 16, 2023

Mountain Bean

Scots rhyming slang for The Queen, particularly Queen Elizabeth II.

"Did you watch the Mountain Bean?"

by Gregory IX March 4, 2025

Merciless bean god

A person who is really good at:

Guitar
Bass Guitar
Discord Managing
Blender Animating
Minecraft Building
Minecraft Coding
First Person Shooters
Photographer
Editor
Multi-Tasking
Minecraft Server Names
Running Minecraft Servers
Beating Minecraft
Making Music
Making Memes
Spreading Memes
Making People Laugh
Eating Beans
Pretty Much Everything

Things He's Bad At:
Excepting the truth.

Person: "Ow My Ears Hurt!"
Person 2: "Ow who is that?"
Person 3: "MY EARS ARE BLEEDINNGGG"
Minekai007: "Don't worry, that's just Merciless bean god being himself again :facepalm:"

by Hosted287 November 5, 2020

“Green Bean”

When a person shoots a swish in basketball, it is likely they will say “Green bean!”

Referring to the game NBA 2k, where if there is a green bar, it is guaranteed to go in.

*shoots the ball* “Green bean” *completely misses*

by bigSKYblues June 23, 2025

Alabama bean roaster

The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm

Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good

by Tim Johnson 2 October 25, 2022