Tap n' Go

When you walk past someone and slap their ass so hard. It is the opposite of the credit card swipe.

"Whooa man, I just gotta tap n' go that chick"

" Yeah, You go ahead, I'll come back for sloppy seconds
" *Slaps ass* "

by GoshmaGoshmaGosh August 9, 2016

Mormon Go-Gurt

When a man ejaculates into a condom, which is then saved by his partner to be eaten later like a Go-Gurt.

"Gave my girl a Mormon Go-Gurt the other day." -/u/ChoosetheSword on reddit.

by Captain Moonman January 11, 2016

Before You Go

1) What your boss says to you when you don't leave work fast enough

"Ok I'll see ya later man...." (Tries rushing out door)
"Ok see ya man, OH.. (stops you from leaving) Before You Go, sweep.."

by sebby1234 March 4, 2021

Going U-dic

(Referring to Urban Dictionary.) Unnecessarily laden with sexual connotation and sophomoric behavior.

His monologue started out PG, then he started going U-dic on us about 5 minutes into it.

by dancesdo February 4, 2009

Going into the cats arsehole

The long winded version of a story with too much detail!

“Alright love, going into the cats arsehole ent ya”

by Big in vending March 21, 2021

Going Winnie the Pooh

Wearing a shirt but no pants or underwear.

I don't like it when that old guy at my gym tries to strike up a conversation when he's going Winnie the Pooh.

by jls1979 May 23, 2013

don't go to Walmart

A snarky way of saying "stay on target". (Since Walmart and Target are the two big department store chains in the US, saying "don't go to Walmart" is meant to conjure up the familiar phrase "star on target". )

While Jasper works with Becky on their joint science project, constructing a psychodelic ant farm, Jasper says "Hey I think the new Taco Bell on 4th street gets the order right more than any place in town."
Becky responds by handing him the super-glue and says "Jasper, don't go to Walmart on me."

by valleylad December 13, 2014