Uncle Finger

A game your uncle plays with you as a child when you sit on his lap and a mysterious finger enters your butthole but his hands are over your eyes.

"Dude I played Uncle Finger last night and something was totally there, it was so trippy."

by KleverJester October 10, 2018

manky finger nail

Manky finger nail:

A finger nail that has gone black due to bruising.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jimmy?
Guy2: Which ones Jimmy?
Guy1: Oh you know, he's the one with the manky finger nail.

by JP1996 August 17, 2018

Eleventh finger

Another name for penis

That man has such a small eleventh finger.

by Raquelkenna August 28, 2018

Fire Fidgetosis

The diagnosis of someone who constantly pokes a fire until effectively putting it out.

Dan - “Phil, stop messing with they fire.”
Phil- Continues poking around the wood.. “I’m fixing it”.....fire goes out
Bill- “what’s his problem?”
Dan- “he’s got fire fidgetosis, man”.

by Sparkie3 August 30, 2018

Canadian finger blaster

when you go to tim hortons and order a extra large black coffee, pour the hot coffe into your girlfreinds vagina then fill the empty cup with moose shit and freeze it, then shove the Canadian finger blaster filled with frozen moose shit up your girfreinds asshole

man that canadian finger blaster made my girlfreind squirt last night

by aheadbyacentury October 25, 2018

mystery finger

It's a mystery finger, the meanest finger to show a person. No one knows what it even means...

Sike. We all know what it is!

See my mystery finger? Figure out what it means!

by Set Blue 23 November 21, 2018

Sweaty finger bang

When you finger bang someone but she’s already been nutted in (which leads to moist fingers)

Oh shit I just sweaty finger banged sarah

by Moist man December 7, 2018