Taco Sliding

The act of vertically sliding your dick up and down the flaps of a pussy

Autumn: Brendan wtf are you doing?

Brendan: I'm taco sliding

by BingusDingus December 10, 2019

taco

TACO es una comida mexicana y solo las perras pueden comerla chuparme la polla

TACO WAS BUILT LIKE U

by wasdwasdawdasdwadadawdadaw January 8, 2020

Taco Bell

A place that makes u have to take a huge shit

After eating taco Bell my ass checks clenched

by BlowOnMyPoopPipe69 January 11, 2020

Kentucky Fried Taco (KFT)

A sex act that involves oiling up your sister and going down on her.

Clem likes to enjoy a Kentucky Fried Taco (KFT) with his sister Mary-Jean every Tuesday.

by beale_eod_guy_1 January 13, 2020

Taco Bell

Where you can get some nice Mexican food at a cheap price; but just be careful, because you might end up with a singed, ashen bum-hole in 2 hours. Yep, a lot of people are saying Taco Bell’s food is causing them to end up like this owing to explosive diarrhea from their low-quality tacos, burritos, and what not*.

Rocky: Come on, Bullwinkle! We’re going to Taco Bell!
Bullwinkle: I don’t wanna start shooting fire out of my bum in 2 hours owing to THAT stuff, Rock! Can’t we just make homemade tacos?
Rocky: 😒 We don’t have the ingredients for that stuff, Bullwinkle.
*2 hours later*
Rocky and Bullwinkle: *EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA*
*The entire bathroom is smothered in fire*
Boris: Yes! Natesha, we did it!

by MrWhomstDVe January 19, 2020

poverty tacos

Tacos from Jack in the Box

yo trick, I'm hungry and it's 3 a.m., want to go grab some poverty tacos from jack in the crack?

by Urban Toby January 21, 2020

Taco

Taco is a word used to describe the best food know to man and if you say other wise sighs well then your going to hell

Priest: Well kids eat your tacos or fucking die smiles

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