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pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.
Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.
by Notsobrite June 25, 2022
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Fart in the piss

"did you see Steve started a fight at Jimmy's funeral?"

"yeah a true fart in the piss there"
by ScottPiggott April 9, 2023
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Piss and Pour

When stuck in an automobile, in a traffic jam for instance, using a cup or other receptacle to urinate, then emptying out of the window or door.
Sorry Dave, give me that empty soda bottle, we've been stuck here for an hour. Need to piss and pour, or I'll do it in my pants.
by Mike Chong February 12, 2023
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piss smelling person

Quite literally somebody who smells like piss and is pathetic. Often also has greasy hair, a pathetic voice and uses comebacks such as fat, to try and make themselves feel better for being so pathetic.
Omg look at Josh, hes such a PSP
Play Station??
No you twat, a Piss Smelling Person
by OdoriferousBroccoli September 29, 2017
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back pissing

When a man tucks his penis and balls in between his legs so it is pointing out of the back (similar to the "goat" or silence of the lambs tucking), you then back up to a urinal, bow forward and piss out the back.
I was so drunk at the game last night that I decided to drop my pants to my ankles, turn around and do some back pissing in in the urinal.
by b4dub March 26, 2013
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Blackout Pissed

Anger so intoxicating one loses consciousness of their actions and memory during the time intoxication.
Derek became blackout pissed after he was called out. Then began a fist fight with the ump.
by Logan5673 April 29, 2021
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pissed out

Pissed out or all pissed out means bedding, stuffed chairs, sofas, car seats and the like that has been ruined by urine leaked by incontinent users.
I sat down in a theater seat and told my date, "Honey, this seat stinks; it's all pissed out!"
Sorry lady, I had too much beer and pissed out your love seat.
by Be Bop a Lula December 11, 2021
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