got stoned with two birds 

The animal-friendly alternative to "killing two birds with one stone." ...who does that?

Instead of just waiting around for an hour, I got stoned with two birds and finished my biology homework.

got stoned with two birds by magnoliak January 31, 2014

Feed the Birds 

"Feed the Birds" was a beautiful song in the musical/movie Mary Poppins, a famous 1964 Disney film. It is about a poor old lady who spends her time trying to feed the poor birds near a cathedral. Meanwhile next door, there is a bank full of people who couldn't care less.

Not made up by Nathan Fillion. Firefly was still a good show though.
But Mary Poppins is beautiful in a way unsurpassed.

Come feed the birds,

Show them you care

And you'll be glad if you do

Their young ones are hungry

Their nests are so bare

Feed the Birds by DavidlikesDisney May 13, 2012

birdwatcher 

Term used to describe a person (focuser) who is cockeyed. One eyeball is focusing on person (focusee), while other eyeball is roaming the scenery. This usually makes focusee rather uncomfortable.

That news guy is a total birdwatcher. Is he looking at camera 1 or camera 2?

birdwatcher by gialei July 20, 2008

The Birdman Game 

The act of making finger glasses to another individual associated with the art of "the birdman" if the person looks directly into the eyes of the person engaging the situation then they are forced to "drop em and pop em" aka do one push up. Note: the only way to block this is before looking the victim must cover one eye as if he/she is making the "ok" hand symbol.

"The Birdman Game" Just know this ryan aka swag likes men!

The Birdman Game by swagsabitch February 20, 2011

feeding two birds with one scone

The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.

I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."

feeding two birds with one scone by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014

birdseye lowdown 

the essential facts, the straight dope.

Cut to the chase means what's the bottom line or conclusion.

"What's the birdseye lowdown?" is similar but also involves the key details.

Here's the birdseye lowdown on the Vig ...

birdseye lowdown by mandingoe September 22, 2004

birdnest

a females reproductive organ

"i got that 7 day itch in my birdnest"

birdnest by Mauricia July 4, 2006