Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom.

You already know bruh.

Bruce - Yo, you Want a Blumpkin Pie?
Kyle - Only if its a Blumpkin Pie two tower of dipping doom.

by Thefinisher69 May 25, 2020

Two-Bit

A character in the book and movie "The Outsiders" that is a drunk lil hoe
Real name is Keith Matthews

Two-Bit stfu no one cares

by toomooroo February 13, 2020

Fatty Fatty Two by Four

A particularly fat, disgusting person in reference to the schoolyard rhyme of the same name:
Fatty Fatty Two by Four
Can't get through the bathroom door
So he did it on the floor
Licked it up and asked for more

Did you see that fatty fatty two by four at KFC ordering a whole family bucket of chicken for himself?

by Wendy Wheelchair December 29, 2024

Hamo one-two

Accepting blame for someone else's negligent or abusive actions

"I got in trouble for being the only one of my brothers to call my mum on mothers day! Those pricks really gave me the old Hamo one-two!"

by AliceDHunt May 8, 2013

Two

A green algebrailien based off of the number two. They have an iconic british accent and they appear in the web-series TPOT, which is the fifth season of BFDI (Battle for Dream Island).

Amongst the BFDI fandom, they are either hated or loved, with very few viewers having a neutral opinion on them. Their first non-canonical appearance was in XFOHV (X finds out his value), an old animated YouTube video. Two's first canon appearance occurred during the 16th episode of BFB.

They're often made fun of for their accent. its chuesday innit. lmao.

"It's Two's fault our teams did so bad!" -Bell, TPOT 1

by TatterCat February 19, 2022

two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.

Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!

by lardophobic December 9, 2011

Two budgies

The two budgies or ttb alliance, is a secret alliance in which one must not speak off, he who knows of the two budgies must not speak of the two budgies, if a member of the ttb, has shared the secrets of the ttb alliance, you must the become a member, or you must face harsh punishments

Have you heard the two budgies sing, to white one would reply, yes I've heard such cheerful song

by Mustard tiger November 15, 2016