Raptorusistantalioncolous Longicis

A sub-species of crocodile that has the snout of an alligator, the roar of a lion, the body of a raptor, the depression of a secretary at the front-desk of Nintendo enterprises, and the massive cock of a horse.

Wow look at that Raptorusistantalioncolous Longicis's cock.

by Cruciverbalistalistalist October 18, 2021

Jacob Longed

Went you down something in 10 seconds

“I just Jacob Longed a bottle of wine”

by JacobLong3244 November 16, 2021

Thomas Longhurst

A clueless hippie who doesn't smoke weed but acts high

Dude 1: God that was like talking to a brick wall
Dude 2: Thats Thomas Longhurst for you

by GoulburnHippie November 25, 2021

Nose Longy

Cocaine

Hey babe, can I rack a nose longy out of your japs eye?

by Smackoforeskins January 1, 2022

foott_longg

a really good tiktoker but not alot of likes on his videos

oh its foott_longg, i really like his videos.

by foott_longggg March 13, 2022

Lord longdong

Master of the dongs, long dong is a bad mofo, don’t take shit from nobody, he will stick is king shaft right in the middle of a argument and let his shaft be heard.

That boy lord longdong just aggressively pelvic thrusted the chess board

by The all knowing hades April 8, 2022

Slippy Longstalking

When you're really drunk at a bar, you find a girl wearing a short skirt / loose shorts. Simply slip your middle finger into a wardrobe opening and insert said finger into the easiest available orifice. Watch out for the backlash bitch slap!

See that hot blonde over there? She needs a slippy Longstalking for sure!

by Chrisbaggz June 11, 2022