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Levi's law

Any application that is written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in Rust.
My friend: Hey, this app's backend is written in node
Me: Let's follow Levi's law and rewrite it in rust!!
by Manganhedenbergite January 22, 2024
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Ekul's Law

Ekul's Law: When a multiplayer video game is created, there begins an invisible timer that suggests that, as time passes, the game will introduce goofy/whimsical or ridiculous collaborative skins in order to financially support and stay relevant as a Live Service Game
In accordance with Ekul's Law, Call of Duty invetiablying created "Lilith" and "Inarius" operator skins, from Blizzard's popular MMORPG 'Diablo 4' in order to stay relevant and entice long time players to continue buying cosmetics to support their live servie multiplayer video game.

The law applies as Lilith" and "Inarius" are not military themed, and are both collaborative in nature, as well as goofy, as they do not match the military setting.
by DrCrustyKillz November 28, 2023
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TYRONE'S-Law

'If you can bang up her man....she's single" that's Tyrone's-Law bro
by BlackroseChef January 26, 2024
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half-nephew-in-law

1- Half-nibling's husband.
2- Spouse's half-nephew.
half-nephew-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gialo pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law at Midnight' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing APEX Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024
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TomSka's Law

When something you say online that involves a person being insulted is able to be seen by the person in question.
Person 1: I might talk a bit of trash about him...
Person 2: That's probably a bad idea, you know TomSka's Law.
by Radin Happier March 16, 2024
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Tammie's Law

1. Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it
14. You will always find something in the last place you look
15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first
24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre
25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly
30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over
39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on
54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Tammie's law.
by blackwaltz89 May 26, 2023
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