Wet Like Philosophy

Wet Like Philosophy

Wet Like Philosophy

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 22, 2025

Damp wet sausage

The act of hitting a baseball for a double or more

Wow wheels that’s a nice damp wet sausage

by Rawr xd 7878 May 22, 2022

Wet Cavern

A fishy void in which any male to escape contracts a large amount of STDs. It is such a deep dark expanse that any man drugged enough to go near it simply falls in. These are usually found in between the legs of most girls in the 21st century.

"What did you do with YOU-KNOW-WHO last night?"
"Nothing she's got a wet cavern"
"Shit man i feel ya..."
"she didn't"

by mynameisPhil September 15, 2019

Wet ass fart

When you fart but u actually blow a load of shit out your booty hole

I blew a wet ass fart in your mom

by Abcumlla September 18, 2021

wet burl

a big sloppy kiss, the creepy kind Burl Ives gives you licence for in his Christmas Carol, "Holly Jolly Christmas."

She was really young, but she was right there under the mistletoe, so I planted a wet burl on her.

by dobie December 17, 2012

Wet bodies

When a person dies by gunshot usually in a drive by, The corpse is called a wet body.

“Vro I let that tech off 9 and left wet bodies everywhere”

by GothAngel December 4, 2021

Wet & Reckless

When my girlfriend is so horny, she says "Forget the rubber!"

My girlfriend was so wet & reckless last night, she had to go to planned parenthood the next morning

by Mynameisgomez August 3, 2016