Wet ass fart

When you fart but u actually blow a load of shit out your booty hole

I blew a wet ass fart in your mom

by Abcumlla September 18, 2021

A Buerocrat's Wet Dream

A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete

The sign up process for that website is A Buerocrat's Wet Dream.

by The Sefbicer September 21, 2021

Wet sock

Panties after squirting at a friends house

I had a wet sock when my cousin’s friend entered the room

by Rhoknows October 1, 2021

wet william

when a man licks his finger and gets earwax from his finger and fingers his son

person 1: i met this guy last night

person 2: what’d you guys do?

person 1: he gave me a wet william!

person 2: sick!

by wetwoody October 1, 2021

Wet Triangle

When ish cant play codenames

That guy is being a wet triangle

by gjnfgjfv February 25, 2022

Wet Brush

When you put toothpaste on your partner's asshole and eat them out.

Girl: Oh my god! Last night my boyfriend gave me a wet brush! I can still feel the toothpaste!

by Arctician March 1, 2022

Wet Noodle

Getting head while eating pasta.

Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.

by Druburr March 7, 2022