Fatty Fatty Two by Four

A particularly fat, disgusting person in reference to the schoolyard rhyme of the same name:
Fatty Fatty Two by Four
Can't get through the bathroom door
So he did it on the floor
Licked it up and asked for more

Did you see that fatty fatty two by four at KFC ordering a whole family bucket of chicken for himself?

by Wendy Wheelchair December 29, 2024

Two-Bit

A character in the book and movie "The Outsiders" that is a drunk lil hoe
Real name is Keith Matthews

Two-Bit stfu no one cares

by toomooroo February 13, 2020

Texas Two-Way

When one goes about the act of vomiting and defecating at the same time, causing the individual to spew filth in multiple directions.

"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."

by Ffej16 January 27, 2016

Two-faced bitch

a girl who seems nice at first glance, but backstabs men and makes out with other women.

Guy: Did you see the kiss between Aloy and Seyka? Seyka is a slutty whore skank!
Girl: Yeah! And Aloy, this slutty whore skank is nothing but a two-faced bitch!

by blade24 April 29, 2023

Angel Jose Robles, Bioshock Series, National Basketball Association 2K10, The Prince Of Persia: The Two Thrones, Angel Yexenia Valenzuela

Angel Jose Robles, Bioshock Series, National Basketball Association 2K10, The Prince Of Persia: The Two Thrones, Angel Yexenia Valenzuela

Angel Jose Robles, Bioshock Series, National Basketball Association 2K10, The Prince Of Persia: The Two Thrones, Angel Yexenia Valenzuela

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

Two Weeks

Maybe someday, likely never.

Donald Trump announced it will be infrastructure week in two weeks.

Donald Trump said the Epstein Files would be released in two weeks.

by Trumped Up June 30, 2025

Two hog wash!

Police White wash!

Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"

by Abbott December 3, 2022