two-spacer

A person that follows the traditionalist writing style which includes two spaces after a period.

I bet two-spacers are the type of people that made Pandora accounts and never even tried Spotify.

by bluegingham February 22, 2022

Twos Day

When you realize that 02/22/22 was in Tuesday.

Holy crap, it's Twos Day!

by steammustachio February 24, 2022

Boston two hander

When a woman jerks off two guys at the same time under a table.

Patty sat between Mickey and Finn at the table and gave them the ol' Boston Two Hander.

by Dvalamardace March 5, 2022

two-egged

ok, so y’all know fraternal twins. well two-egged is the same but it’s been translated from german to english (zweieiig) which means two-egged

Simone: What is the non identical twin thing called?
Valentina: two-egged?!

by val23_<3 March 7, 2022

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

BLUE TEXT

Blue Text: "for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies." is now blue text!

by Blue Text May 22, 2021

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

Two and a half

2.5

Someone: How many?
Me: Two and a half.

by Foobar321 May 30, 2021