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open to new members

a female "open" to male organs that may enter the vacinity of her reproductive organs.
A guy says "Hey, are you open to new members?" and the girl says "Yeah! And I'm open to yours! How about my car?"
by E-Shizzle February 26, 2008
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Front page news

This phrase refers to facebook when a post, pictures, note, etc. appear on the home news feed. This varies from user to user.
Scenario 1-
Jerry: "Hey, Bridget! How was the vacation with the kids?"
Bridget: "How the hell ...?"
Jerry: "The pictures made front page news on facebook."

Scenario 2-
Ethan: "No one cares about your faggot emo vampire bullshit, stop posting it or I'll block and report you"
James: "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!¡!!¡111!!1!¡ONE!!"
by The Sock Maniac August 8, 2009
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Lunar New Year

A new year term used by someone (who doesn’t approve of China’s internal politics and its foreign policy in bribing or bullying many poor or developing natural resources-rich countries) to their Chinese friends, foes, or fiends rather than using “Chinese New Year.”
If you want to be in the good books of the Chinese communists or nationalists, use “Chinese Lunar New Year,” not the arguably disrespectful “Lunar New Year” or the highly disparaging “Korean Lunar New Year” to infuriate them.
by Fasters January 29, 2023
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Truxton, New York

With a population of 1,225, Truxton isn't even a dot on a map, it is made up of 440 homes, and tons of farms. Truxton is home to 1 gas station and no stores, plan on driving for at least 15 minutes if you need to get something besides eggs and milk as there are plenty of farms. Here you burn your trash and your mail truck is a different car everyday with a yellow light on top.
Hey Bob, where are we? I don't know, I can't find this shitter they call Truxton, New York anywhere on the map.
by Farmer Joeee May 12, 2011
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New England Tea

A slang term for pot.
Example and Origin:

Professor: have you ever heard of that New England Tea?
...
Student: Is that a name for weed?
...
Professor: Oh, I mean long island tea.
by Constantly Confused October 2, 2013
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new jersey tampon

What some mistakenly call spacedocking, it's the act of shitting into a vagina.
"My girl told me she wanted me to spacedock her. But since she doesn't have a dick, I gave her a New Jersey Tampon instead, and shit into her pussy."
by sidelander November 2, 2017
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new years peeve

Anything related to the New Year ahead,
including dumb definitions on the subject !
Oh my God !
Party whistles and silly hats heading
this way ! .
That,s a new years peeve - If ever I
saw one ! .
by E - FUMBLER January 1, 2009
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