sidelander's definitions
Biden Derangement Syndrome -
A form of dementia suffered by trumpers (and a few other outliers) most commonly characterized by an irresistible obsession with President Joe Biden.
Those unfortunately afflicted with BDS will frequently go to absurd lengths to find social media posts critical of their dementia-in-chief and respond with “FJB”, “Let’s Go Brandon”, “What about Hunter”, etc. There is no cure.
A form of dementia suffered by trumpers (and a few other outliers) most commonly characterized by an irresistible obsession with President Joe Biden.
Those unfortunately afflicted with BDS will frequently go to absurd lengths to find social media posts critical of their dementia-in-chief and respond with “FJB”, “Let’s Go Brandon”, “What about Hunter”, etc. There is no cure.
Person1: damn that trumper just can’t stfu about President Biden!
Person2: lmao yeah they got that BDS real bad, Dark Brandon lives in their head rent-free forever, poor fool
Person2: lmao yeah they got that BDS real bad, Dark Brandon lives in their head rent-free forever, poor fool
by sidelander November 29, 2023
Get the BDSmug. Apps, programs, games, and other software that are broken and abandoned because they didn’t turn a turn an immediate profit for the publisher.
The software is therefore “dead” to whoever created it, as in when one person tells another, “You’re dead to me.”
The software is therefore “dead” to whoever created it, as in when one person tells another, “You’re dead to me.”
Some Person: Hey, what’s up with ONRUSH? There’s so much wrong with it, but there are no updates and Codemasters won’t answer emails about it.
Another Person: It’s deadware, my friend. The original company disavows all knowledge of ever having made it, despite their name being all over it.
Another Person: It’s deadware, my friend. The original company disavows all knowledge of ever having made it, despite their name being all over it.
by sidelander December 7, 2019
Get the Deadwaremug. Social media posts having an obscene amount of hashtags, especially when there are more tags than the words in the post itself. It’s as though the user had hashtag diarrhea, hoping to get that exposure.
SM post: Awesome day! 😽
#BullshitMonday
#BullshitTuesday
#BullshitWednesday
#BullshitThursday
#BullshitFriday
#BullshitSaturday
#BullshitSunday
#Instafam
#FamstaIn
#InstaHot
#GetMotivated
#InstaFluencers
#FuckDemHaturzzz
#IDrinkHaturade
#LifeGoals
#WorkInProgress
#FiteMeIRL
#InstaMommies
#Fitspiration
#JustCrossfittingOverHere
#MomLyfe
#YouKnowIt
#MoneyMaker
#YouHateMeCuzYouAintMe
#BossyBabes
#Doterra4Lyfe
#EssentialOils
#MLMRockstars
#OilsHealDoctorsKneel
#TwoWordsAnd30Hashtags
“Damn, that post ain’t nothing but tagarrhea!”
#BullshitMonday
#BullshitTuesday
#BullshitWednesday
#BullshitThursday
#BullshitFriday
#BullshitSaturday
#BullshitSunday
#Instafam
#FamstaIn
#InstaHot
#GetMotivated
#InstaFluencers
#FuckDemHaturzzz
#IDrinkHaturade
#LifeGoals
#WorkInProgress
#FiteMeIRL
#InstaMommies
#Fitspiration
#JustCrossfittingOverHere
#MomLyfe
#YouKnowIt
#MoneyMaker
#YouHateMeCuzYouAintMe
#BossyBabes
#Doterra4Lyfe
#EssentialOils
#MLMRockstars
#OilsHealDoctorsKneel
#TwoWordsAnd30Hashtags
“Damn, that post ain’t nothing but tagarrhea!”
by sidelander July 7, 2019
Get the Tagarrheamug. Biden Derangement Syndrome -
A form of dementia suffered by trumpers (and a few other outliers) most commonly characterized by an irresistible obsession with President Joe Biden.
Those unfortunately afflicted with BDS will frequently go to absurd lengths to find social media posts critical of their dementia-in-chief and respond with “FJB”, “Let’s Go Brandon”, “What about Hunter”, etc. There is no cure.
A form of dementia suffered by trumpers (and a few other outliers) most commonly characterized by an irresistible obsession with President Joe Biden.
Those unfortunately afflicted with BDS will frequently go to absurd lengths to find social media posts critical of their dementia-in-chief and respond with “FJB”, “Let’s Go Brandon”, “What about Hunter”, etc. There is no cure.
Person1: damn that trumper just can’t stfu about President Biden!
Person2: lmao yeah they got that BDS real bad, Dark Brandon lives in their head rent-free forever, poor fool
Person2: lmao yeah they got that BDS real bad, Dark Brandon lives in their head rent-free forever, poor fool
by sidelander November 29, 2023
Get the BDSmug. A (self)recursive (or self-referencing) backronym (an acronym created for a word that wasn’t originally an acronym) meaning “That Worthless-Ass Twat”.
Someone: Fuck, that twat is annoying!
Someone Else: What’s that mean, the word twat?
Someone: It stands for “That Worthless-Ass Twat.
Someone Else: Oh, okay! Wait. What’s the last word in the definition mean?
Someone: It, too, stands for “That Worthless-Ass Twat”.
Someone Else: So it’s an acronym whose meaning refers back to itself, correct?
Someone: Correct!
Someone Else: Word! Thank you!
Someone: You’re welcome!
Someone Else: What’s that mean, the word twat?
Someone: It stands for “That Worthless-Ass Twat.
Someone Else: Oh, okay! Wait. What’s the last word in the definition mean?
Someone: It, too, stands for “That Worthless-Ass Twat”.
Someone Else: So it’s an acronym whose meaning refers back to itself, correct?
Someone: Correct!
Someone Else: Word! Thank you!
Someone: You’re welcome!
by sidelander November 28, 2019
Get the twatmug. Paying respects to the original very first “First” comment ever posted on YouTube. When scrolling through comments, when one finds a “First” comment, do the same in the main thread.
Timestamps don’t matter. Once someone has started paying respects in main, all must do the same in main. It is also traditional to respond to any “First” comment with a reply of a simple, courteous “First”, while ignoring any comments other than that illustrious word, or replying to them with a kind “First”.
In this way, we keep the hallowed legend alive, and we are all first!
Timestamps don’t matter. Once someone has started paying respects in main, all must do the same in main. It is also traditional to respond to any “First” comment with a reply of a simple, courteous “First”, while ignoring any comments other than that illustrious word, or replying to them with a kind “First”.
In this way, we keep the hallowed legend alive, and we are all first!
Cᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛs Sᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ
User 1: first
First Flooding begins!
(Ride of the Valkyries plays loudly)
User 2: first
User 1: @User 2 hey ur not first I am
User 2: @User 1 first
User 3: first
User 4: first
User 1: @User 3 stupid ur not 1st I am
User 3: @ User 1 first
…
All commenters follows suit to pay respects
User 1: first
First Flooding begins!
(Ride of the Valkyries plays loudly)
User 2: first
User 1: @User 2 hey ur not first I am
User 2: @User 1 first
User 3: first
User 4: first
User 1: @User 3 stupid ur not 1st I am
User 3: @ User 1 first
…
All commenters follows suit to pay respects
by sidelander November 19, 2019
Get the First Floodingmug. "My girl told me she wanted me to spacedock her. But since she doesn't have a dick, I gave her a New Jersey Tampon instead, and shit into her pussy."
by sidelander November 2, 2017
Get the new jersey tamponmug.