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nametard

A poster who creates a name definition. The disease-ridden detritus of urbandictionary.com
Meat Popsicle #1: Hey, I think (insert first name here) created a name definition on urbandictionary.

Meat Popsicle #2: Yeah, yet another nametard.
by sidelander October 18, 2009
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Tagarrhea

Social media posts having an obscene amount of hashtags, especially when there are more tags than the words in the post itself. It’s as though the user had hashtag diarrhea, hoping to get that exposure.
SM post: Awesome day! 😽

#BullshitMonday
#BullshitTuesday
#BullshitWednesday
#BullshitThursday
#BullshitFriday
#BullshitSaturday
#BullshitSunday
#Instafam
#FamstaIn
#InstaHot
#GetMotivated
#InstaFluencers
#FuckDemHaturzzz
#IDrinkHaturade
#LifeGoals
#WorkInProgress
#FiteMeIRL
#InstaMommies
#Fitspiration
#JustCrossfittingOverHere
#MomLyfe
#YouKnowIt
#MoneyMaker
#YouHateMeCuzYouAintMe
#BossyBabes
#Doterra4Lyfe
#EssentialOils
#MLMRockstars
#OilsHealDoctorsKneel
#TwoWordsAnd30Hashtags

“Damn, that post ain’t nothing but tagarrhea!”
by sidelander July 7, 2019
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First Flooding

Paying respects to the original very first “First” comment ever posted on YouTube. When scrolling through comments, when one finds a “First” comment, do the same in the main thread.

Timestamps don’t matter. Once someone has started paying respects in main, all must do the same in main. It is also traditional to respond to any “First” comment with a reply of a simple, courteous “First”, while ignoring any comments other than that illustrious word, or replying to them with a kind “First”.

In this way, we keep the hallowed legend alive, and we are all first!
Cᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛs Sᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ
User 1: first
First Flooding begins!
(Ride of the Valkyries plays loudly)
User 2: first
User 1: @User 2 hey ur not first I am
User 2: @User 1 first
User 3: first
User 4: first
User 1: @User 3 stupid ur not 1st I am
User 3: @ User 1 first

All commenters follows suit to pay respects
by sidelander November 19, 2019
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twat

A (self)recursive (or self-referencing) backronym (an acronym created for a word that wasn’t originally an acronym) meaning “That Worthless-Ass Twat”.
Someone: Fuck, that twat is annoying!
Someone Else: What’s that mean, the word twat?
Someone: It stands for “That Worthless-Ass Twat.
Someone Else: Oh, okay! Wait. What’s the last word in the definition mean?
Someone: It, too, stands for “That Worthless-Ass Twat”.
Someone Else: So it’s an acronym whose meaning refers back to itself, correct?
Someone: Correct!
Someone Else: Word! Thank you!
Someone: You’re welcome!
by sidelander November 28, 2019
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atomic spacedocking

When one penis is fucked by another penis. Right down the ole peehole. Optionally, if the penis being fucked is uncircumcised, its foreskin may be used to create a vacuum seal by being pulled over the penis fucking it.
Dude: "Booger and Cleetis got caught atomic spacedocking !"

Bud: "I heard Booger was slamming has meat pole so far down Cleetis' man sausage that he jizzed into ole Cleet's bladder!"
by sidelander November 2, 2017
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new jersey tampon

What some mistakenly call spacedocking, it's the act of shitting into a vagina.
"My girl told me she wanted me to spacedock her. But since she doesn't have a dick, I gave her a New Jersey Tampon instead, and shit into her pussy."
by sidelander November 2, 2017
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It is what it is

A completely useless phrase that is a tautology, or something that is true in every possible interpretation. A permanently self-proving and recursive phrase, there is never a time when it isn't what it is, because if there is, it wouldn't be itself, a condition which can never be true, or happen.

Otherwise, it's a meaningless statement meant to convey helplessness, uselessness, pointlessness, or that something may not have the really great features of its counterparts, but will do the job.

In all cases where one might wish to say "it is what it is", one should always instead simply state what the phrase is intended to mean.
Dud: "I mean, the car doesn't have an engine, wheels, frame, steering wheel, doors, body panels, window glass, electrical system, transmission, but for eleventy hundred bucks, it is what it is."

Bud: "Well of course it is what it is. Is there ever a time when it isn't what it is?"

Dud: "You know what I meant!"

Bud: " Then you should have just said what you meant instead."
by sidelander November 3, 2017
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