School Restroom

Basically the Hub where kids vape, film child porn, talk in secret, have dope ass fights in it, and where bitches gossip about the dumbest shit ever. The School Restroom is by far, worse than the Gulag from Warzone due to its watery tiles on the floor, hair and bugs in the drain that sometimes crawl up hide asses, no locks so therefore kids can easily be walked in on while their wanking themselves off, and in general, it’s the OPPOSITE of the restroom! The only GOOD thing that it can offer some dope ass fights, and you can film it without interruption.

Quinn decides to beat his weenie in the School Restroom, but the future pedo of the school named Blake recorded him with his phone and leaks it to half the school. So they fight.

Blake: FAGGOT ILL BEAT YO ASS UP PUS- *Gets his face fucked up by Quinn*
Quinn: that’s what you get you pedophile misogynist!
Blake, now getting clowned I’m by everyone in the restroom: *cries and whimpers*

Scenario 2
God dammit! I hate the toilets! They don’t even work.

by Fagimus March 4, 2021

school taco

A taco made from a combination of:
Poo

Black blood
Skunk
Horse meat

Imitation crab made from snail meat and shells
Human
Metal
Plastic

Toxic waste
Rats
Pigeons ( In New York)
Bees
Maggots
Vomit
Blue whale meat
Trash
Odd school stew

The dead students

Dogs

Cats

Rocks

Paper
Germs

And 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% beef

Friend: what for lunch

You: school taco

by Siri IPhone 8 Plus March 13, 2021

school lunch

a scam
you pay 1-5 bucks for bad food
you could have spent that money on actual food

bro school lunch is a scam

by MINGUS_MUNGIS March 30, 2021

westgate school

a place that is so crap and doesn’t care about the well-being of their students, or their past trauma. they let people slag off by not coming to school with no consequences but the second someone rolls their skirt up, it’s treated like a war crime

wow, the westgate school is so good!!

no, it’s shit and full of nonces.

by JackMeoff4206969420 June 7, 2021

School Lunch

Prison food that's nowhere near nutritious. It comprises of:

Overcooked tater tots
Dry chicken sandwiches
Dry burgers that taste like melted rubber between two pieces of wet cardboard
Dry spaghetti with the same gross tomato sauce
Salad that looks like it was taken from plants
Old apple juice and 3 week expired milk

Ugh, the school lunch tastes nowhere near nutritious.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi June 18, 2021

Sele School

Biggest shithole in Hertford. Full of poverty and children stuck talking in 3 year old memes. Everyone there says it's brilliant but they probably had guns in their mouths. Would not recommend

The guy goes to Sele School

by MrsPope'sLeftTricep September 18, 2023

Woodmansterne School

the worst "school" to exist. in my 16 years of attending this school, i can safely say i hate everybody here. it is full of roadmen, chavs, pickmes, and ms mccarthy. literally the deaddest school in the entirety of london. if you can go elsewhere, DO SO.

woodmansterner: wagwan fam itz y.m.stizzy cuh
outsider: ew they must be from woodmansterne school

by WOODMANSTERNE HATER October 3, 2023