I Never Finished Pokémon Green Hack

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Person 343: I Never Finished Pokémon Green Hack

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Where's my poker?

Where is my poker is a phrase commonly used in many high schools in South Florida. It mocks people for asking stupid questions about where something specific is. Origin of the phrase is unknown, but it is widely believed to have stemmed from a video game.

Sofia: Have you seen my purple notebook?
Aimee: Bro. (In mocking, high pitched voice) Where's my poker?? Girl its literally in your bag.
Sofia: Oh.

by jacob911prey May 7, 2025

Luigi's Picture Poker

Gambling for kids. Appears in Super Mario 64 DS and New Super Mario Bros.

Child: I love gambling!
Person: How are you gambling!? You're 6!
Child: shows person Luigi's Picture Poker

by the upteenth time May 31, 2025

To woke to Poke

The inability to have a stable relationship because you see all the oppression and find it dehumanizing to have sex with someone.

Zara, after learning about systematic violence, became to woke to poke.

by Zara a. March 9, 2026

Catch a Pokémon

A cheeky way to tell your partner you’re about to show some enthusiastic affection by slapping your balls on her face— Pokémon-style.

P1: Dude, why the fuck is your ladies cheeks red??
P2: I decided to "Catch a Pokémon" last night, lol.

by ImOffensive October 18, 2025

Cartel Femboy Pokémon Card

A femboy cartel member that cosplays as any Pokémon character or Pokémon found on a Pokémon card

That guy is such a Cartel Femboy Pokémon Card

by Riv4rs December 21, 2025

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023