wet moustache

When you wee in a girl whilst having intercourse and then put your pubes in her mouth.

Clare when you get home from work, I’m going to give you a wet moustache

by 2991stac November 07, 2017

wet willerd

when a man gets a rim j from a girl, and after shes done he takes his finger and sticks his finger in his butthole and then sticks it in her ear.....

after tina gave Napoleon a rim job he gave her a wet willerd...... and left......

by lirpaydoc February 11, 2022

San Francisco wet wipe

When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass

That shit was so messy I had to use a San Francisco wet wipe

by Damon184 June 11, 2025

Wet Squirrely

Taking your wet nuts and placing them in someone’s ear. Getting it weed the fun part dip it on the toilet

I got Pat last night with a wet squirrely and they developed swimmers ear, will never hear me coming again.

by KtwotheY October 28, 2017

blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.

The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.

by Bloody Plow October 12, 2017

Wet Drink

The act of urinating in someone's mouth after ejaculating on their face.

Larry gave Tyler a wet drink

by Richardhair98 August 18, 2024

Wet paper towel

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.

Miss can you call the nurse?

Nurse comes...
My leg hurts

Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...

by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024