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Man Panties

A word used to shame boyfriends, husbands and sons into picking up their underwear and placing it in the laundry rather than leaving it on the floor. Also used to tease teenagers into hiking up their drawers to avoid showing their man panties to the world. It is generally highly offensive to those who are targeted -- which is really the point.
Please pick up your man panties from the bathroom floor before I run them up the flagpole for all to see.

Please pull up your pants so that we are not all treated to a study of your man panties.
by Kelly-TBCRI September 13, 2009
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Moustache Man

Some guy who is an Italian-American who has a very spic-like moustache. He crashed at my summer rental quite often in 2006 and banged all the chicks. Sometimes refered to as Jose Valentine because he looks like that New York Mets player.
Moustache Man is better than everyone else. Once offered me 5 bucks at 4am for 3 beers from the refridgerator.
Guy #1: "The motherfuckin Moustache Man is fucking my girlfriend again."
Guy #2: "What are you going to do about it"
Guy #1: "Nothing. He's a better man than me"
by M2million December 10, 2006
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man cabbage

The pubic hair of a male
Shawn cringed in pain when his underwear pulled out a tangled strand of his man cabbage.

Joe: Dude, i had a nightmare that this crazy chick waxed off my man cabbage.
Ted: Ouch man, ouch.
by Jiggukman April 6, 2005
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man sauce

by Duke January 22, 2003
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wo-man

An extremely manly-looking woman.
Janet Reno would be defined as a wo-man.
by Anonymous August 26, 2003
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Man Toy

A toy used to please a man.
Guy: "Look at my Pocket Pussy!"

Other Guy: "Yo that's a sick ass Man Toy!"
by ManTJoy February 5, 2010
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Man Trance

The glazed-eye look a guy gets when he sees something sexually appealing. Caused by increased levels of testosterone, and highly common in teenagers.
Pam: I hate my job at Hooters. All the men do is just stare at me.

Kim: Duh, your boobs cause a man trance on them. What did you expect from working there?

or

Randy: Do we have to go to that bar again? When those gogo boys dance, you always end up in a man trance.

Bruce: They look even better when dancing to Lady Gaga.
by Aximill March 31, 2010
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