Man Toy

A toy used to please a man.

Guy: "Look at my Pocket Pussy!"

Other Guy: "Yo that's a sick ass Man Toy!"

by ManTJoy February 5, 2010

Man Trance

The glazed-eye look a guy gets when he sees something sexually appealing. Caused by increased levels of testosterone, and highly common in teenagers.

Pam: I hate my job at Hooters. All the men do is just stare at me.

Kim: Duh, your boobs cause a man trance on them. What did you expect from working there?

or

Randy: Do we have to go to that bar again? When those gogo boys dance, you always end up in a man trance.

Bruce: They look even better when dancing to Lady Gaga.

by Aximill March 31, 2010

Peace man

A common saying of the 1960's hippie and the neohippie movement especially when confornted with hostility. They are both nonviolent movements. Know it make police and conservities angry.

Man: Fuck you!
Hippie:Peace man.

by Deep blue 2012 March 20, 2010

The Old Man

A dance originated in the south, which is primarily performed spontaneously upon delight, in which the dancer bends over, as if his back has given out. The moves are simple, but the timing takes practice. The dancer must slightly bend and tilt his head to one side, and keep time only 1/8 of the actual beat. The primary movement is simply the snapping of fingers on either one or both hands simultaneously, and upon each snap, the dancer shifts the position of his/her back ever so slightly in preparation for the next "shift" and "snap".

When Jared got a call from his buddy Johnny, he broke into cutting THE OLD MAN, and I knew he must've gotten good news on the other end of the line.

by Whiskey Drinker Me December 2, 2009

mystery man

the act of sitting on ones hand until the hand goes numb and then proceeding to jack off.

Sam: You know whats really exhilirating?
Jay: No, what?
Sam: I tried giving myself a mystery man last night and-
Jay: Stop Talking...

by mysterypaul July 25, 2007

man diet

A dump of sufficient mass to register a difference on before/after body weight measurements using standard electronic scales; greater than 0.45kg (1 lb).

Are you hungry now?
Damn right, I just had a man diet before I came out.

by manta1 June 13, 2007

Early Man

A super hero whose special power is to compulsively arrive at the scene of a crime hours befor it happens and then has to pooch around for fukin ages before foiling the criminals.

Stop there criminals.
Yo itz Early Man, how long you been waiting there you cock sucking butt fukker.

by BJOB O'Brien January 5, 2008