Pulling a dick

Having the day off school/work when a valuable piece of assessment (such as a physics assignment or Math Exam) is due. Derived from Richard's name (the original and most famous Dick Puller)

1.
Teacher: Where is Richard today?

Random student: Ah he's not here today, he's pulling a dick.

2.
John: Are you going to school today?

Fred: Nah...I'm gonna pull a Dick...I haven't done my English assignment yet.

by funnydood April 18, 2008

Mule Dick

A completely useless person.

Given that a mule is unable to procreate, its penis is a waste of flesh.

HR messed up my paycheck again. What a bunch of mule dicks.

by nautonnier April 28, 2009

Drunk dick

1) Not being able to get off and lasting for an extended period of time

2) Not being able to get a flesh rocket ignited

Wow d-bag, I had some drunk dick with that chick last night. Damn, I owned that ho. HUGE

by Trent November 19, 2004

Being a dick

A term that referred to someone being an asshole

Do I really need to explain how to use the term being a dick

by IduckingH8U January 14, 2019

dick cheney

a chain that hangs from the male genatalia.

Josh Filer went to the piercing parlor to get a dick cheney.

by Shiny Sam the Magic Man June 8, 2004

dick cheney

Currently the vice president of the USA.
Hobbies include:
1. Having heart attacks
2. Playing with his puppet "W"
3. Hunting his friends
4. Screwing up the country

Dick Cheney: Sorry a swear you looked like a quail.

by Michael HL October 3, 2006

Moby Dick

Waking your wife by repeatedly beating your penis across her face in a performance reminiscent of the great John Bonham drum solo "Moby Dick"

She wouldn't wake up so I played Moby Dick. She woke up immediately

by Greg Toland January 8, 2015