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Columbus Creamball

The Columbus Creamball is the act of filling a balloon with many mens semen then making a small hole inside the balloon as to make it pop easier then throwing it at a person in the attempt the make the balloon pop resulting the the recipient being covered in the semen that was inside of the balloon
Me and my girl wanted to spice up out bedroom life so you know I had to pull out the Columbus Creamball on her
by Hawk tuah the 35th August 11, 2024
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Alabama Creamer

The act of taking a shit on a (female) cousin's chest then jizzing on the shit, simulating coffee with creamer
I just got the Alabama Creamer last night.
by hahathisisafunnyname69 August 13, 2024
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De-cream

American gamer slang for telling someone they need to calm down and stop seething. Can be used as an alternative to "Mald" or "Malding"
Bro, you need to De-cream a little, you're losing it.
You're seething right now, could you De-cream a little?
by Gamer Slang August 22, 2024
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Congo Creamer

When you murder the last remaining northern white rhinoceros in existence, cut off its horn, strap it to your body, and violate the nearest starving African in their mud hut.
Hey Martha! I just got back from my trip to Africa. We got wasted one night and pulled a Congo Creamer.
by BerryMckockiner December 15, 2024
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Sheboygan Cream Puff

To discharge an entire spray can of whipped cream into your partner's rectum, essentially a whipped cream and nitrous enema.
As a part of foreplay, the couple implemented the Sheboygan Cream Puff and had a wild time.
by salanimi January 5, 2025
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Bourbon Cream

The act of crapping on a sexual partner's back, then laying atop them to spread the cream.
"The wife and I tried a Bourbon Cream last night!"
by chumin January 7, 2025
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Columbus Creamer

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.

This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”
Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.
by starmandx January 11, 2025
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