Wet Snail

The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.

Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.

by shrekslodge March 19, 2020

Wet Willy in the ass

When a woman sucks a mans dick and then fucks her in the ass

Yeah, I gave the wife a wet willy in the ass last night.

by Tkbagginz July 18, 2021

wet jeremy

The sexual act of ejaculating in your partner's ear. Named after the well known porn star Ron Jeremy

Guy1: was about to finish so I pulled out and came in her ear!

Guy2: no way! You gave her a wet Jeremy?!?!

by phatsauce February 12, 2014

Wet Walking

Putting on a freshly used cum sock and walking around in it like normal.

Oh wow, he's Wet Walking all the way to the 7/11!

by Yakay April 8, 2023

wet seagull

When your fucking on the beach and you put your dick in salt water and fuck her it is called this called this cause the sound she makes.

Man I wanted to try something different last night so gave her the wet seagull on the beach

by The faggit August 26, 2017

wets my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really wets my tulips"

by bondurke January 22, 2025

wet rub

when you shat in your friends dads pants leaving a nice skid mark for the homie.

i’m glad neil let me borrow his sweat pants but unfortunately I left a wet rub in them so he might have to throw them out.

by themanthewetrub May 9, 2020