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Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst those in the trades to refer to an establishment where they suck the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools or by pawning off cheap Chinese made shit to the masses at prices too good to pass up, only to turn around and fuck you over, either by being of shitty quality as previously stated, or by doing everything they can to worm their way out of honoring their warranty.
Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime we've been working, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Hell yeah Tom. I'm thinking about picking up a new drill from the suck and fuck on my lunch break."
by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022
mugGet the Suck and Fuckmug.

Kite yards suck

Take the first letter in each word to get the abbreviation "kys"
"You suck!"
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look at you in shock as she does not understand this sigma level vocabulary.
mugGet the Kite yards suckmug.

Suck snout

The pickled snout of a hog or similar animal. Often served with gravy.
by Rebel CXCII April 2, 2022
mugGet the Suck snoutmug.

sucks badass

a combination between "sucks so bad(ly)" and "sucks ass"
Man, this YouTube video is so fuckin retarded, what comment should i put: this sucks sooooo bad or this sucks ass ???
Why not put: this sucks badass ???!
by AndyMASH July 5, 2010
mugGet the sucks badassmug.

Get Sucked

Get fucked and you suck combined into one nice little package
Bob: *Spills big pot of soup*
George: “Get sucked
by Moriarty21 September 15, 2022
mugGet the Get Suckedmug.

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