fulking puncher man

captain falcon's evil twin brother
despite beign a "evil twin brotget" he'es nicer
hes hotrer thannt captikain flackeon sohr he makes girpls creams when see

omg!!! is that fulking puncher man!R!!@$!
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aw man my wife died fulking puncher man ahh no this sucks im gonna crackhead
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Dude my dog died he got killed because fulking man broke the speed force tearing his torso apart and making him slowly bleed to death I LOVE LEAN! also im cremaing

by mansocoolamiright August 21, 2022

Mouse Punch

Smacking someone in the face with your erect penis

I mouse punched my girlfriend
Hey do you want a mouse punch
Can I give you a mouse punch

by Pervington August 31, 2022

peanut punch

peanut punch is also another word cuban_babyyy_ and joshani_yy came up with. To sum it up, it’s a man’s nut. 🥜

my throat is dry i need some peanut punch.

by suckyourmomhoe September 9, 2022

national punch Izzy

National punch Izzy day is when

You punch an Izzy on September 15th

Hi Izzy!

What do you want?

…
Ow!!
What was that for?
It’s NATIONAL PUNCH IZZY DAY! :D

by Girlie for shurlie September 14, 2022

alpaca punch

When someone spits in the face of a person before punching them.

Bro, you should have seen the bar fight I just witnessed. He pulled the old alpaca punch and he hit the floor!

by Madew26 October 17, 2022

Zonk Punch

A powerful and easy move for self defense, made popular with its usage by Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan

Girl: Some creep tried to grope me but i used the zonk punch and broke his skull and neck
Girl 2: Slay

by NiggaWord November 4, 2022

National Punch Your Girlfriend Day

On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend

Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!

by Majmun November 7, 2022