Milk

*insert Father joke*

he didnt get the milk

by the legendary yodeler June 3, 2020

milking chair

An artwork origination from the depths of rule 34‚ the original artwork depicts a futanari at a bar saying "wanna ease me up?" Or something like that idfc. The milking chair is like a normal bar chair but with the added addition of a hole so that a futanari can put their cock in there assumedly to be sucked. My dog died btw

Person 1: I'm loving my new milking chair! Person 2: Same‚ the Travis Scott meal is superior though. Person 3: I'm gonna hang myself

by IdealisticMarbles October 5, 2022

Kurdled milk

When you are with friends and that one really annoying friend who thinks they are your friend shows up, this is what to yell

Friend:hey how r u
You:good how ar—KURDLED MILK

by isaytomato November 6, 2022

Milk

How a white person looks

"OMG, Sabeer ur so Milk"

by whatdahellman October 9, 2023

Chocolate milk

chocolate milk is a combination of chocolate + milk. it is a very addictive and yummy drink.

"Jerry, I love chocolate milk so much."

by kennythegoat June 25, 2024

Almond milk

Shit curry from birds

Randy (random guy): i think i like almond milk
Rando: d(f)uck off

by Just a smith November 20, 2023

Vampire Milk

Milk that has been mixed in with a woman’s blood clot from her period cycle. Preferably made with milk from the same source the clot came from.

“Mollie, that clot you have going on is HUGE. you should make vampire milk with it.”

by vansareoverrated September 2, 2020