emergency hard hat

A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.

When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.

by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011

net hard

when some on is on the internet talking junk only because they are not face to face with you, miles and miles away!

"Oh I'm a ni99er! O..OK you are really net hard on Halo right now"

"Why these people on Facebook so net hard, I bet they wouldn't say that to my face!"

by mrsvee November 15, 2011

ridin' hard

Being in a place more often than usual by driving in the area as if you were looking for something. Making more of a presence in that location.

Yeah man, I heard that dude killed somebody. That's why the police been ridin' hard lately.

by HighRoller0327 January 23, 2012

Try-Hard Prude

someone who is a virgin but ascts like they get it in all the time

"Dude jordan said she wants to fuck!"
"Dude she's suck a try-hard prude.. shes a virgin"

by noneyourbeeswax February 5, 2012

Bitch-hard

Not necessarily "rock hard" but hard enough for the bitch.
It pertains to either something with difficulty or the male genitals/penis.

-"That test was bitch-hard!"
-"Dude my dick is bitch-hard, shit man."

by AsianAlmighty January 20, 2014

a hard shreking

A 16 inch African American weener going into a hole in the wall at a motel with a 93 year old man naked, painted green sucking the weener while watching a interracial gangbang porno.

Wow that hard shreking from Zane Logan was amazing :D a hard shreking is just what I needed

by The pv doughbois are niggers January 6, 2015

Fanny Hard-On

When a female becomes sexually aroused no matter her sexual preference (English UK)

"Mum just spotted Cliff Richard on Good Morning Britain and got a massive fanny hard-on"

by Malcolm No.1 June 1, 2014