When you give your partner a hand job or finger them, and then there’s cum on your hands. You’re in the moment so you don’t have time to wipe them off so you just grab your partner and go to town. The cum then makes your hands stick to your partner.
by Sage Patrick July 27, 2019
Get the Gecko Hands mug.A.k.a. "moocher's greeting" or "glad-handout"; it refers to where one of your "friends" beamingly approaches you with extended arm as if to greet you with a hearty palm-clasp, but instead of positioning his hand vertically the way one usually does when shaking hands, he holds his outstretched palm **upwards** so that his hand is horizontal --- this "gimme, gimme, gimme" position is how his hand is usually held whenever he is around fellow humans (duh!).
I always feel suspicious whenever someone greets me with a horizontal handshake, since it is a good indication that he is planning to ask me for a handout.
by QuacksO August 2, 2019
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When someone shits on their hand then shakes the second partys hand with out said person knowing in an act of a agreement and promise.
similar to "Spit on it" when both partys spit on their hands and shake in a act of agreement and promise
similar to "Spit on it" when both partys spit on their hands and shake in a act of agreement and promise
I made a promise with Dave not to talk about the fact I cheated on my wife and after I shook his hand I found his shit on my hand.
The dude did a peasant handshake.
The dude did a peasant handshake.
by billy mc 1969 August 7, 2019
Get the peasant handshake mug.This is a man that is overtly funny, however, he also has fairly funny hand that are extremely laughable.
by mahinman August 11, 2019
Get the Funny Hands mug.N.) A sexual act where the giver performs a beejwhile tickling the receiver's butthole and balls at the same time, eventually ending up wrist-deep in the poo launcher thus causing them to flail around like an excited Kermit the Frog puppet
Gotdamn! Shaqueshia's a freak. She was doing things to me that had me freaking out screamin' "YAAAAAAY!" She got them "Henson Hands."
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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