Douche Canoe

your grade-a, classical fuck boy, typical douche who has earned the title of douche canoe

Huber, you're a fucking douche canoe! Stop looking up child pornography!

by Pv35 February 2, 2017

Douche

A person who pisses other people off. A person (usually male) who everyone hates. A name used to insult usually a male.

Did you see Vincent? He is such a douche!

by sparklingwater June 22, 2010

Douche canoe

When you're in school and the hot kid is being a jerk so you don't want to say the whole thing but you have to bring the point across

" lean back sara…"
" SHUT THE F UP YOU DOUCHE CANOE"

by Ha you thought June 8, 2017

douche floot

e-cig

jerry- “yo tom, look at that guy over there what’s he holding up to his face?

tom- “that’s a douche floot whata fag”

by shaquanda February 12, 2018

Douche McDoucherton

The guy that is not only the #1 Biggest Douche In the Universe But ALSO King Douche himself.. Whom Drives A Douche Canoe with his Douchebag friend's who are in contempt of Douchebaggery

"That Leaf Hippy is certainly a Douche McDoucherton!"
"Gawd he is such a Douche McDoucherton"

by Jaydude84 October 11, 2025

Douche

A nickname for a kid who looks asian but isnt

“Hey douche”. “Hey”

by Lemonjuiceboiyo September 25, 2020

Douche Plunge

when a friend puts a douche bag in their mouth, then blows to clean a female friends vagina

troy: rey have you douche plunge alexis?
rey: yeah, man and she queefed in my face.
troy: eww, that is nasty.

by kennipat March 7, 2009