When a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.
Chris: Dude, we were at "the party" and Joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called Connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prostitute in the face!
Nik: What a douche faucet!
Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
Nik: What a douche faucet!
Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
by Always 777 June 13, 2011
1.A dumb ass, idiotic person.
2.a non-clean situation,where you are dealing with a person of limited amount of brain cells.
2.a non-clean situation,where you are dealing with a person of limited amount of brain cells.
by Lilloopy1 December 05, 2008
1.The act of falling asleep when you are in t
he middle of having sex.
2.the act of falling out when your in the middle of fucking.
he middle of having sex.
2.the act of falling out when your in the middle of fucking.
by Dee (snap) anderson October 31, 2022
by represedasswhipe November 25, 2009
A hickey left on you by a douche that breaks up with you via email the day after receiving the stamp.
by Babardouchebaginator May 15, 2010
Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal douche bag or douche canoe. The ultimate form of douchebaggery.
by unseeliekin August 19, 2014