A sexual act wherein a male, mustering all ostentatious seriousness, informs his partner that his member emits a faint whistle just prior to ejaculation. Upon nearing climax following oral sex, the male earnestly convinces the female to place her ear next to his throbbing member in order to confirm the occurrence of aforementioned whistling, whereupon he deposits his ejaculation straight into the ear of the female.
--- Dick Whistling ---
James - "Oh babe... that's fantastic... Sally, listen, it's about to whistle! Hurry, listen!"
Sally - "I don't hear anyth... What. The. Fuck."
James - "Whoopsie doodles."
James - "Oh babe... that's fantastic... Sally, listen, it's about to whistle! Hurry, listen!"
Sally - "I don't hear anyth... What. The. Fuck."
James - "Whoopsie doodles."
by Arble August 14, 2009
Get the Dick Whistlingmug. The resulting mess of tissue paper and semen that occurs after a long night of rabid angry masturbation
by Santis11 November 25, 2007
Get the Dick Wadmug. A derogatory term and a portmanteau of Urban Dictionary and Dick.
Referring to a person who sincerely believes on every crappy word and its meaning from Urban Dictionary just as he or she does to Wikipedia. Usually uses Urban Dictionary(dot com) for word reference instead of other credible sites.
An urban dick zealously visits the said site to expand his or her vocabulary with degenerated forms of English.
Referring to a person who sincerely believes on every crappy word and its meaning from Urban Dictionary just as he or she does to Wikipedia. Usually uses Urban Dictionary(dot com) for word reference instead of other credible sites.
An urban dick zealously visits the said site to expand his or her vocabulary with degenerated forms of English.
by William Dexter June 15, 2010
Get the Urban Dickmug. The Vice President (in name alone) of the United States and Georgy's puppeteer. Helped fabricate intelligence so innocent American troops could go and die for the Halliburton Corporation. Has no problem doing this despite arranging five deferments for himself during the Vietnam War. Also has the full support of the racist radical right despite having a lesbo daughter.
"When are these chronic heart attacks going to finally kill Dick Cheney? Maybe he can get five deferments from hell."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 11, 2004
Get the Dick Cheneymug. noun; Reffering to the object known as a crack pipe.
Commonly made from a small glass tube.
Crack Smoking women are commonly known to give oral pleasure to men for crack or money. Therfore we get the name "Glass Dick".
Commonly made from a small glass tube.
Crack Smoking women are commonly known to give oral pleasure to men for crack or money. Therfore we get the name "Glass Dick".
Tyrone: "Is Tameka sucking that -glass dick- again?"
Pookie: "Yea, looks like it."
Tyrone: "Damn she a crack head hoe."
Pookie: "Yea, looks like it."
Tyrone: "Damn she a crack head hoe."
by shoVel December 28, 2005
Get the Glass Dickmug. Having the day off school/work when a valuable piece of assessment (such as a physics assignment or Math Exam) is due. Derived from Richard's name (the original and most famous Dick Puller)
1.
Teacher: Where is Richard today?
Random student: Ah he's not here today, he's pulling a dick.
2.
John: Are you going to school today?
Fred: Nah...I'm gonna pull a Dick...I haven't done my English assignment yet.
Teacher: Where is Richard today?
Random student: Ah he's not here today, he's pulling a dick.
2.
John: Are you going to school today?
Fred: Nah...I'm gonna pull a Dick...I haven't done my English assignment yet.
by funnydood April 18, 2008
Get the Pulling a dickmug. A completely useless person.
Given that a mule is unable to procreate, its penis is a waste of flesh.
Given that a mule is unable to procreate, its penis is a waste of flesh.
by nautonnier April 28, 2009
Get the Mule Dickmug.