nut graf

Often the second paragraph in a feature news story, it is referred to as such because after the first line (or lead), you have to bust your balls to get the rest of the story out.

A: Hey how's that story on that suspicious white van coming along?
B: Not too bad really, but the nut graf is giving me a hard time.

by captain banana trousers January 16, 2017

No No Nut November

A challenge which you can't masturbate (aka nut) from 1/11/20__ until next year's November.

It's the no nut november challenge only set on expert difficulty.

Nutter 1: Call me whatever you want, I will do the No No Nut November challenge.
Nutter 2: If you win this, I deserve to die.

by GrekMon November 16, 2018

empty nut

When you nut, but don't care. It's almost like you didn't nut at all.

I'm so tired, I don't even care to masturbate. It will just be an empty nut.

by goyo April 18, 2018

Nut Tearing

(Verb) the act of taking jizz/nut through your nose by a straw and spewing it out of your eye.

He was nut tearing all over me last night.

by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019

i nutted

i nutted everywhere omfg its on the walls

i nutted

by zitswub August 6, 2023

Nut junction

The penile region of a man, but only when it is explicitly displayed.

"Ewwww, your nut junction is allll up in my face. Woof."

by Nate Chip and Eric July 26, 2009

Numb nut

Used from coco melon a show for baby’s or autistic poepile meaning cute or looking like a snack

You numb nut get over here and let me eat you PUSSSY

by Mdervich June 11, 2022