Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

A strange unidentified growth found on the inside of a rice cooker after continued use without cleaning it

I was about to have some curry but encountered Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

by NextJen September 7, 2024

uncontenable

of exceptionally poor quality; unforgivable; disrespectful. used especially in the context of airlines.

Took my money for BUSINESS CLASS, the FRONT OF THE PLANE, with LAY DOWN SEATS, but gave me ECONOMY. $6800 ticket, yep it's a lot of money, but since they got the money, they no longer think need to provide the service. Where i'm from they call that robbery. Uncontenable airline, no scrupples!

by Galactum September 19, 2024

Uncle Samsonite

A man, typically overweight who gets the satisfaction of twerking infront of minors

There is no example, theres just Uncle Samsonite.

by SuperNigger2145 October 2, 2024

Uncle Ruckus

Contrary to the dumbasses that write in this page, uncle ruckus isn't black. He has a condition named revitiligo (like Michael Jackson's vitiligo but the opposite) which makes him black.
In an episode he was shown to be abandoned by his white parents and left in a black house.

Dumb fuck: Why uncle ruckus in racist if he is black?! That doesn't make any sense?!
*Me dropkicking him to the floor*
Me: HE IS FUCKING WHITE!!!

by ~helpmeplease~ October 26, 2024

Unconditional negative regard

When you go above and beyond and take on extra tasks, but regardless how kind and helpful you are, the people you are serving hold you in negative regard and only expect you to do more. They label you as lazy to manipulate you into accepting additional tasks. Like Cinderella.

“Excuse me, Miss, you seem to have missed a spot cleaning the floors today. All you must do is stand around. Why aren’t you ever working?”

“Sounds like a case of unconditional negative regard. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.”

“I ordered a hot chocolate with 3 ice cubes. Not 4! You never do anything right.”

“I guess it’s impossible to please you. I have your unconditional negative regard.”

by Poet678 November 11, 2024

uncletics

Assorted goofy shenanigans performed by yer parent's brother.

If both AUNTics and UNCLEtics occur during da same family visit, everyone present is likely to have a really uproarious time!

by QuacksO November 16, 2024

uncle steve

uncle steve is someone you care deeply for

person 1: „you’re my uncle steve!“
person 2 „aww ty uncle steve“

by ronnieronronron November 20, 2024