penis prober

Adj; A male who has a tendency to place his genitalia in unusual places.

Last night some guy got his junk stuck in one of the jacuzzi jets, what a penis prober.

by scorepex July 11, 2007

Penis-mongral

One that frequently engages in oral acts of sex. Also, can be a term used for a rude, arrogant, or doucher person.

Joe: Man, that girl sucks dick a lot.

Bob: Yea, she's a total Penis-mongral.
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John: Hey, quit being such a penis-mongral!

by mynameisnotjeff March 24, 2009

Mystery Penis

To have sex with a man while blindfolded.

Robbie likes mystery penis.

by GODSMACK May 20, 2014

hulk penis

A massive member.

"Wow, Did you lasher's penis?"
"Yeah, He has a Hulk penis!"
"Man I wish I was THAT big"

by Hulk Penis June 4, 2014

penis twister

When a female has an extreamly tight vagina. A man twists his penis while it is it. If you do it right it should expand the lenght of the penis and give you and give both partners extreamly good pleasure. However this is very hard to do. And if you do it rong in some cases you will have to amputate the penis.

Penis twister

by handmasterpawn July 1, 2014

snail penis

Making a snail with your penis and balls by wrapping your penis around and under your balls making the shell and the penis head stick out looking like the head.

Let me show you my snail penis after we get it on!

by 0pie July 24, 2014

Penis pop

When a penis hasn't ejaculated in a while or is dried out and when it eventually ejaculates the penis tip sort of pops and the tip hurts for a few minutes after ejaculation.

I woke up this morning after a hangover and jacked the ol' peiner but when I came I had myself one 'o them Penis pops.

by stinkywhitedick July 6, 2015