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bags under eyes

Dark semi circle that appear under a persons eyes, when stressed or through lack of sleep.
These can often be raised and appear swollen.
I'm so tired I have bags under eyes
by FudgeKitten September 13, 2013
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Homo-Blue Eyes

The brightest of Blue Eyes.
"Zack's eyes are so blue they look like Homo-Blue Eyes."
by Jimbo September 2, 2003
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visually eye pleasing

The picture of Brian in "the" slammin' Elvis glasses was very visually eye pleasing to my grandmutha's latin lov-a
by Jebus Bob Rice March 8, 2003
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cow eye

When a man loves a woman they do a sweet thing called making love. Although to consemate such actions a bj may be demanded by the greedy lover (man), now a cow eye is when cum is shot into eye of the poor unsuspecting girl.
by Nina December 9, 2006
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dry your eyes

stop yer damn complainin!
-eeek! i just broke a nail!
-oh dry your eyes, they're fake anyway...
by chunky November 5, 2003
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hindu bulls eye

The target-like dot on the head of most Hindu men and women alike.

The dot symbolizes the target acquired by most Muslim and Sikh lovers of the hindu "faith".
Cows see this dot as a convenient place to urinate, so it can dribble down the face of the hindu worshipper, and right into his mouth.

Cow urine is a common drink among hindu followers, and they will also feast on cow feces on some occasions.

Hindus fear the wrath of the cow, so they buy cows gifts often, and the cows just end up taking massive dumps on these gifts.
Hindus also have a big affinity to monkeys and elephants, because they too, are hindu Gods.

A hindu man's attainment of Nirvana is complete when he has anally pleasured an elephant and a baby monkey on the same day. He will then go home and ejaculate all over his daughter's face while she consumes the semen thinking it is holy.
The hindu bulls eye is a perfect target to urinate upon.
by HinduMaaKiChut November 26, 2009
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Office Eyes Syndrome

A syndrome which occurs to many contact-lens wearers, as well as some non-contact-lens wearers, when exposed to 8 hours of the office envirnoment per day. The office environment includes, harsh flourescent lighting, glare from computer screens, dry air due to excessive air-conditioning, etc. Sypmtoms include redness, itchy eyes, some tears, smudged eye make-up (women only)
Joe: Hey Mary, are you ok? It looks as though you've been crying...

Mary: No, Joe, it's just a case of Office Eyes Syndrome. The air-conditioning is drying my eyes out!!
by skinimalinki January 12, 2011
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