The act of injecting into other people's status conversation with random and completely off topic comments, which in turn are to be ignored to the extent possible by the persons enjoying the status conversation.
Bob: Off to the races.
Ted: Where ya racing?
Bill: Vroom Vroom!!!
Bob: Going to o see the Ponies at the track.
Bill: I prefer puppies.
Ted: Which track? And what is Bill doing.
Bob: The Picket Downs. and Bill is Status Carpet Bombing. Pay him no attention.
Bill: Fall Back their busting through the line!!!!!
Ted: Where ya racing?
Bill: Vroom Vroom!!!
Bob: Going to o see the Ponies at the track.
Bill: I prefer puppies.
Ted: Which track? And what is Bill doing.
Bob: The Picket Downs. and Bill is Status Carpet Bombing. Pay him no attention.
Bill: Fall Back their busting through the line!!!!!
by cnote56 September 16, 2010
Get the status carpet bombingmug. When 2 or more people with a group text feature add a person who doesn't and text the shit out of them
by Louismh08 January 10, 2014
Get the group text bombmug. The act of standing on top of a bathroom stall and releasing the contents of your colon into the toilet below.
Bro 1- Dude I was high altitude bombing last night when the stall smashed and I fell into the toilet
Bro 2- Suh dude that's lit
Bro 2- Suh dude that's lit
by Trill 1ron June 1, 2016
Get the high altitude bombingmug. When a man fucks his love in the butt, releases said sperm in her anal cavity, smacks both bit cheeks together while it flows out, creates a cum explosion, then proceeds to antique her from behind.
by ihad2 August 24, 2021
Get the Bangladesh Biscuit Bombmug. When you're casually doing Irish car bombs on St Pattys day. There comes a time in the day where you know you have to do at least one but you also have to balance a normal life event later in the day so your casual about it
by Trhi10 April 23, 2014
Get the casual car bombmug. Dude did you hear what Jerry did last night!? He didn’t want to drink anything but Southern barn bombs at the party. He was walking funny and kept sticking out his tongue with a milky film all over it. His horse Stewart seemed pretty worn out when i came over last night.
by Hick Country October 12, 2021
Get the Southern Barn Bombmug. by TotallyNotA_Normie January 13, 2021
Get the Northwestern sludge bombmug.