Buttered Eggs

The result of shaving your testicles while in the shower, and proceeding to lather them in soap while clanking them together.

Bro my buttered eggs are still sore

by Bradyshitzinacan August 23, 2018

penis butter and vagelly sandwich

a new way of referring to sex, in which the penis butter is a penis and vagelly is vagina and you put the two together and sandwich them between two bodies

Chad: hey babe wanna have sex?
Vanessa: you mean make a penis butter and vagelly sandwich?

by peanutbabe August 26, 2018

peanut butter split

When a girl uses peanut butter to attract a dog to her vagina

After living alone for many years the girl knew it was time for a peanut butter split to take the edge off

by clickeye3 August 27, 2018

Butter-butt

When you slip off of your chair when you sit at an angle and it keeps happening

Hey butter-butt! Sit up strait and that won't happen!

by Emerald821 January 24, 2019

Truffle butter

Butter made with truffles

I love truffle butter Tagiarelle.

by Kandipants January 29, 2019

Butters

(noun) - A mythical creature descending from millersville folklore. He is never seen with the same shape or identity and is believed to haunt the dreams of college football freshman and recruits across the college campuses of North America.

“damn bro did you see butters the other night?”
“Na man but I did see him leave with 4 bitches all asking to ride his porn star stache”

by Jawnjimmyjawn February 5, 2019

raccoon butter

A form of peanut butter that has both a watery and gritty texture. Not sweet, not sour. Very earthy and delicious. Not for the faint of heart.

SC, stop eating that raccoon butter and get logging!

by Slick_stroker February 13, 2019