Jackie-J

Proceed with caution. When she sets her sights on something she will stop at nothing to get it. Even if it means hiding life-sustaining medication from disabled people in order to benefit from the inevitable outcome. Even innocent children are not safe from her ill deeds. A beauty from afar but only so-so up close. Very insecure and constantly putting anyone she perceives as a threat down in an attempt to make herself seem better by comparison.
"This is the 3rd person in this family to turn up dead in the past 3 months- & they all coincidentally had life insurance policies purchased for them in the weeks before they died! What kind of impatient nit-wit would think no one would notice this?"

"Umm, Jackie-J of course. Duh."
by SoloMissionToMars July 21, 2023
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Jackie j

She’s the most beautiful girl she’s Latin and she’s short she has the most beautiful smile ever she’s a girl that been through a lot in the pass but still puts her head up she’s smart has a super nice personality she’s funny nice person a trusty person and keeps secrets Jackie J will cheer u up and help u fix things or tries too. She’s really pretty but she doesn’t really like dating but she is attractive she is smart she has a lot of friends she’s rocks out every outfit she wears and has good grades.
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by Kiara1527 March 11, 2018
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Esdras J. Cruz

Esdras J. Cruz is a young man with a classic comb-over who may be quiet, but will have a lot to say if you incite a conversation especially with football ("soccer" if you live in the US), science, math, FIFA, or even Minecraft. His absolute favorite meal is a Philadelphia Cheese Steak Sandwich with an ice cold apple cider. He's an American with Native and European ancestry, but is very eager to find out where his ancestors came from specifically. He is a Club America fan who will support and defend his team from salty opposers, who will be debunked anyways mwahaha (with respect lol). Further preferred activities include drawing, running miles, as well as collecting jerseys.
"Esdras J. Cruz asked if I'll finish my Philly Sandwich"
"Esdras J. Cruz s talking with his NY accent again :("

"Esdras J. Cruz won the mansion building competition in Minecraft again"
"Esdras J. Cruz drinks so much tea and I ran out of tea packets m8"
by ejc_10 November 23, 2021
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j. peppy

J. Peppy is a rapper in orchestra and would like to torture students when giving out music
Dude: Did you see J. Peppy
Bitch: Yeah, he is such a badass
by stuffe June 02, 2017
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Farm-J

The archetype of pleasurable experiences, resulting in the purest feelings of elation and satisfaction.
Bro- "Forget oral! The Farm-J is the new Slow Blow!"
by The Old MacDonald March 24, 2011
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J-5

A dude who’s probably the 5th in line in the Jojo series and the name got so whack that they just shortened it to a letter and numeral
Person1: Yo thats jojoliciously jotaro jojo the 5th!
Person2:That’s way too long just call him J-5
by NotoriousTable April 12, 2020
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J job

When a jester gives you a hand job while telling you jokes and stops when you laugh.
I was getting a j job and as soon as they started neighing like a horse i lost it.
by Jodow69 October 13, 2020
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