Wet Money

Gifted money for a real estate closing, still
sweaty from the last person’s hand.

That buyer was so broke, good thing they got that wet money in time for closing.

by Rusty Shackleford the first. June 30, 2022

wet welcoming

A warm welcoming that comes from between Liz's legs.

Liz gave me a wet welcoming ;)

by BullFrog July 23, 2014

peace wet mom

Saying this means that someone is currently feeding holy water to someone’s mom using the following emojis... peace hand symbol, water emoji and a mother feeding her baby.

peace wet mom means that someone is with someone’s mom

by Mikel Krist May 31, 2021

cold/wet

(n) A reference to a clucky with a coat that is cold and wet. (See clucky, point-head, warm/dry)

The cold/wet ran in the rain.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

wet eddie

the act of sticking your finger in your ass while jerking off

I thought he was just jerking off then I realized he was giving himself a wet eddie.

by chicken necker March 11, 2014

wet duece

A wet turd barely firm enough to hold any shape at all

Jim was afraid that the ground hag was a “Wet Duece “

by BetterU May 29, 2020

Wet Gas

When you try to pull a silent but deadly but it turns into a loud diarrhea explosion in your pants

"Did you hear that Miranda had wet gas in class yesterday"
"Thats what that smell was? I thought something died in the ceiling tiles"

by PhatJuicyAss April 26, 2020