carribean meat missile

an unusually large black cock which can penentrate any woman of its choosing through force and or rape.

Look at the carribean meat missile.
Often shortened o meat missile or carribean. ie. he has a fuck off carribean
you dont have a meat missile.!

by GOD August 10, 2003

Smoke a meat cigar

To suck someones dick.

I saw that queer smoke a meat cigar.

by Deep blue 2012 February 28, 2010

Barehanded Meat Grab

When a man grabs another mans penis without a glove or mesh knight hand cover.

My friend called this guy a faggot. The guy replied with,"If im a faggot then pull out your cock and I will grab it." So he pulls out his cock and the guy gives him a barehanded meat grab.

by Mandiggler November 13, 2009

Cambodian Meat-Puppet

Noun. Origins, Cambodia, during Nam don't ask....Traditional rite of passage (see also Cambodian Flesh Hoagie Rodeo, Only Grade D) When a Flacid penis is transformed into a marinade so that the urethra is slighty to extremely horizotally fixed into the oblong Cambodian Slit-EYE.

Exhibit A: I got a fever, and the only cure is the one and only Cambodian Meat-Puppet.
Exhibit B:

by Necron ? Perez September 14, 2009

metal meat curtains

any piercing of the female genitalia

she had two studs in each labea, giving her serious metal meat curtains

by Corpse\m/ December 14, 2010

heated meat beater

When a girl gives a dry handjob.

Guy 1: My penis is so sore and irritated.
Guy 2: Dude, she gave you a heated meat beater!

by doobersmacker August 5, 2010

london meat grinder

When a partner with missing teeth gives oral sex.

Dude, that whore gave me a london meat grinder. My cock is hurting.

by Abstract1179 February 9, 2015