fort knox tits

A Bra that is strictly function and business , no style & certainly nowhere in the realm of "sexy"

a Bra that needs a safe cracker to open.

a Bra that serves no purpose other than to Hunker down the ladies.

when a lady is bustier and she has to find a bra.. all the cute ones generally are not supportive and the uglier "supportive" ones look like something out of a mental unit

( like a straight jacket for the girls )

.. well I took my top off and jaws dropped.. what do we have here but some "fort knox tits"

"can you help me get this off".. hmm I am still trying to figure out the combo on your fort knoxtits"

"save the little bitty committee bit we are in the trenches with fort knox tits."

"went Bra shopping today .. bummed again .. all I could find were fort knox tits"

by kymakazi December 15, 2012

Small tit lady

the female worker next to you. most likely a karen relative or just karen.

(guy) Hey Small tit lady
(lady) the fuck

by im black as hell October 6, 2019

Sneaky big tits

Girls who don't appear to have large breasts in their daily wardrobe but then when seen dressed to go out do, in fact, have bodacious ta tas.

Usually she wears hoodies but if you'd seen her at the club you'd know she's a sneaky big tits.

by Jonny Jonzes March 18, 2017

raining tits and dicks

a phrase coined by bodybuilder, Matthew Brown, on the way to a brutal leg workout used to describe heavy, if not torrential, precipitation.

jesus tapdancing christ, its raining tits and dicks!

by buryyourfaceinmyquiveringanus July 31, 2011

light my tits on fire

When a stripper splits a paper match & affixes it to her nipples & then lets a voyeur light the match.

Laura was the one who did this interesting trick of letting the customer light my tits on fire.

by Starchylde May 20, 2016

african tit punch

When you punch someone in the breast and grab their nipple with your fingers, then rip it off and feed it to them.

Jeffrey asked what an African Tit Punch was, so he got an example instead.

by Yorugami July 27, 2017

Show me your tits

Derogatory nickname for a degenerate pervert who spends uncountable amounts of money at strip clubs.

Adam was known as Show Me Your Tits because he spent thousands at the strip clubs every time he partied with the boys in Vegas and had no idea how much money he wasted until his credit card bill showed up the next month because he never learned not to give strippers his credit card info even after all these years, idiot.

by Giggles T. Clown September 1, 2016