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sucked to Kansas

When you wake up after a night of heave drinking and other unpleasantries, in the root cellar wearing ruby red slippers
by 123456769 September 3, 2023
mugGet the sucked to Kansasmug.

Suck up the city

when your cruddy vape store disposable weed pen is clogged and you have to suck on it sooo hard
Aw man. My pens all clogged now I gotta suck up the city :/
by Queensuckupthecity January 10, 2022
mugGet the Suck up the citymug.

You know what band really sucks?

Sonic Youth.

Now I liked this band when I was younger but they have not aged very well. Their music all sounds the same also and it gets old fast. They are also very lame. Their only good album was the 1985 album Bad Moon Rising.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 11, 2020
mugGet the You know what band really sucks?mug.

National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick
Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?

Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick
by drnotpepper October 24, 2023
mugGet the National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]mug.

suck me? VIRUS

An act of sabotage brought about due to long term acts of asshattery. Particularly acts of disrespect, thievery, and lying to one's own family... despite their continued love and compassion.
1. Until you rectify the situation by both apologizing to all relevant parties, and come forward with an honest admission of wrongdoing you might have some trouble with the "suck me? VIRUS"...

2. Anyone willing to blatantly disregard my feelings and lie straight to my face gets no sympathy from me... behold the wrath of "suck me? VIRUS"
by J to the E... fa-q August 16, 2012
mugGet the suck me? VIRUSmug.

Kite yards suck

take first letter in each word to get the abbreviation kys.
"Your so bad!"

"Kite yards suck"

*teacher does not look over because she knows not of this sigma level language
mugGet the Kite yards suckmug.

Suck Presents

I'm a lucky man; my girl ain't shy when it comes to giving me suck presents.
by SGMinty September 9, 2008
mugGet the Suck Presentsmug.

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