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It’s like getting expelled from your school when you get caught smoking weed in the bathroom but at work sometimes people get fired from there job by taking a break on their break time or breaking their hand and asking to go to the doctor OR your boss got drunk and thought hey I wanna fire somebody and drew names out of a hat to pick somebody who happened to be you
Person one: hey did you hear non gender specific name got fired

Person two: yea I heard non gender specific name got caught doing no specific action to non gender specific name 2
by Non gender specific name November 25, 2021
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Firing-Squad

When many people pour 1 shot each for somebody else, and make that person do all shots consecutively.
Person A: "Hey, how you feeling after the part last night?"
Person B: "Oh man I am hanging, they did a Firing-Squad on me"
by TheTrollmeister January 22, 2022
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Fire Up

Central Michigan University saying said anytime someone sees another wearing CMU Gear. Often used in tandem with "Fire Up Chips". Often times it is used by students in Wayside or Okellies when they are trashed to the point of no return.
Fire up Gerry! I love your Central Michigan shirt. now lets hit up some shots of fireball!
by MichiganButinNC April 17, 2023
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Feces fire

When you shit red after eating spicy food
The Taco Bell toilet was a feces fire
by Seark boy December 4, 2022
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White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
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dirty fire hydrant

When you perform anal penetration on a man/woman (whatever floats your boat), pull out just before orgasm and ejaculate in their oral cavity, followed by urinating in the previously mentioned orifice.
Tyrone: "Yo my nignog, this girl was so hot last night I had to put her out with a dirty fire hydrant''
DeShawn: "I wish you'd do that shit to me brotha"
by Boat People May 9, 2017
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Fire the revulva

Coming out tonight?

Nah, gonna smoke some bud, watch some hub and fire the revulva.
by Shuaman March 23, 2019
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